Rita does Drag Race

[Rita]

@Rita we need to know what you thought of Episode Five!

I was VERY surprised to see The Vivienne in the bottom 2. Crystal was a bit meh, but what a talented seamstress.

The Vivienne is clearly mega jealous of Divina’s talant.

My current Top 3

Baga Chipz
The Vivienne
Divina De Campo.

 

[Rita]

Heading in to episode 6 now girls.

 

[Rita]

THAT SONG WAS GOOD!!

 

[Rita]

Frock Destroyers?

SLUTS.

 

[lolly]

THAT SONG WAS GOOD!!

#34!

 

[lolly]

#34!

Well, the Frock Destroyers version. I'm assuming the Filth Harmony version didn't chart.

 

[Rita]

Why is this not an emoji yet?

 

[Rita]

#34!

Robbed! It had number one written all over it.

 

[lolly]

octy won't let us have Drag Race ones

 

[Rita]

RUDE.

 

[Alla]

@octophone HATES RuPaul and Drag Race and she won't add any from the show even if everybody else agreed. Where is the Hitler emoji when you need it?

 

[Rita]

What do they get for winning each week on the other Drag Races? A Ru Peter badge is very British.

 

[lolly]

What do they get for winning each week on the other Drag Races? A Ru Peter badge is very British.

Usually a gift card for a couple of thousand dollars for wigs, gowns or the like. Or a holiday.

 

[Alla]

What do they get for winning each week on the other Drag Races? A Ru Peter badge is very British.

Cash, make up, clothes, sometimes shit, it changes all the time every week.

 

[Rita]

Usually a gift card for a couple of thousand dollars for wigs, gowns or the like. Or a holiday.

So the UK prize is as shit as it sounds then compared to the other shows.

 

[Alla]

A bald queen won products for his hair once

 

[lolly]

So the UK prize is as shit as it sounds then compared to the other shows.

It's a joke, really. But that's the BBC for you. And as much as I'm sure the queens would love the cash, none of them are doing the show for it.

 

[Rita]

A bald queen won products for his hair once

Sum Ting Wong AGOG.

 

[Rita]

I must say I absolutely adore Ru. She is utterly majestic.

 

[Rita]

Am I the only one that thinks at times Cheryl Hole is not unlike Courtney Act?