Saturday besieged by flies

If I could swap out the fish for chicken, I'd eat that too.

Though, I was also team KFC Pizza, so no one should listen to me.

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I think I probably would eat that fish and chip pizza. I assume it’s Japan only.

i guess so. You can get it like that or as a four seasons pizza, which we did - fish and chips on one quarter, butter chicken curry, gambas al ajillo and a sort of spicy popcorn chicken quarter
 
I’ve heard when tackling Rita you need a machete to hack your way through to the “good stuff”.
 
Random question: Which version of Don't Leave by Faithless was a hit?

1.

2.

They sound like completely different songs, but I like both.
 
I don't know about fish, but chips on a pizza sounds kind of great
 
I’ve heard when tackling Rita you need a machete to hack your way through to the “good stuff”.

I’ll have you know I am a fully trained beauty therapist and I wouldn’t be seen DEAD with spiders legs creeping out of my bikini line. I have seen a fair few TARNATULAS in my time though.
 
My daughters boyfriend lifted my little princess in to the pool and she had a leisurely paddle for around 10 minutes. Of course he then had to lift her out again, but he is a FINE YOUNG MAN, so I don’t feel too guilty. As long as my little puppy is happy.
 
I keep watching these garbage clickbait compilations of disasters caught on camera. The channel is called Interesting Facts, which is as bland as the videos end up being. It’s all narrated by the kitschy fakeness of a home video clip show - but the tone he should use for “lol look this cat is doing something cute” is what hes actually using for “look at this tornado destroying whole neighbourhoods”
 
Ugh an amateur space shuttle commentary video now, some other kid. If my videos sound as dead as this, please tell me to give up
 
What’s with all the LEMONS though? Sure one to squeeze onto the fish but not a fucking tree of them.

yeah that seems to have been lost in translation a bit. It was sort of refreshing, pizzas with a lot of toppings like that can end up being a bit blah, but all that lemon certain didn’t allow THAT
 
I am also having a CAESAR SALAD for tea. Washed down with a nice glass of red as I am tiring of the PINK LEMONADE VODKA SLUSH.
 
I had the weirdest moopy dream last night. We went to a moop meet at @Star 's house. I remember me, star, funky, lolly, Kate & Slave being there.

All sat around having dinner and Stars language was absolutely vulgar. To the point we all sat there completely shocked at what she was saying.

Then she told us Iguana lived above her. Then I woke up.

I’m ALWAYS in your moopy dreams! :disco:

I haven’t dreamt about a mooper in ages. I think I did it more when I wasn’t around.
 
I just took a mallet to the (almost frozen solid) top compartment of the freezer so I could put a big chunk of ice in Ridley's waterbowl. I went in the freezer for ice-cubes but there was only six and I needed those for my drink. It took about thirty seconds for him to work out how to get the chunk out of his bowl then he lay on the floor, crunched it to pieces and ate it.
 
After being ghosted by the guy I met up with a few weeks ago despite him being quite keen to move in together when we met, I've found a lovely guy from Dublin who wants to houseshare. ☘

It means I have to wait till September, but it transpires that he's the best friend of my brother's best friend's girlfriend so at least I know he's relatively normal.
 
why does google keep recognising UNUSUAL TRAFFIC from my device when I am not on wifi? I complete the captcha thing and it just takes me to another captcha again and again.
 
It’s OK I am back home in the garden with some BEAUTIFUL WIFI.
 
why does google keep recognising UNUSUAL TRAFFIC from my device when I am not on wifi? I complete the captcha thing and it just takes me to another captcha again and again.
Because you keep googling BIG RON XXX NUDE too often and it thinks you’re a bit too thirsty.
 
Random question: Which version of Don't Leave by Faithless was a hit?

1.

2.

They sound like completely different songs, but I like both.


The first one, which reached #3.
It was also re-released 2 years later when it was included on the soundtrack to A Life Less Ordinary and reached #21
 
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