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Homo Secretary (OB)
Yay we have a light dusting of snow, little Little is so excited!

Good morning! Up for work feeling a bit rough, but I’ll be ok. So nice to see everyone last night. These Virtual Moopmeets are developing a life of their own and are proving to be a valuable lifeline for me and, I suspect, others too.
My first thought is that they've been murdered and the killer made a recording to go off every day so that you don't get suspicious and phone the police before the body's had time to putrefy and destroy the physical evidence.Me neighbour sneezes at exactly the same time every morning. Its odd.
Has @Iguana surfaced yet or are you a merry widower?I can report no dead mouse so far which is WORRYING
I feel like those of us from further north than Oxford were only there as performing monkeys last night.Oh Floppet, it sounds awful
LITERALLEH
My first thought is that they've been murdered and the killer made a recording to go off every day so that you don't get suspicious and phone the police before the body's had time to putrefy and destroy the physical evidence.
It could also be that they're slightly allergic to their pet, but that's a little too prosaic for my tastes.
If she turns up dead with that exact MO, I have an unimpeachable alibi; I was on a Zoom call with some gays I've technically never met.The first theory stacks up, I havent seen her for weeks
If she turns up dead with that exact MO, I have an unimpeachable alibi; I was on a Zoom call with some gays I've technically never met.
I just went downstairs to find my mum making herself breakfast in bed which I can’t help but feel is a passive-aggressive dig.

This is basically me but with spiders. Mice are cute and harmless except for possibly carrying Lyme Disease so I don't mind having them knocking about the house. Even the possibility of a spider has me checking every possible nook, fully aware that all I'd do if I found it would be scream and run.No sign of the mouse this morning, and not in the cereal either. @Floppet has me checking the cupboards though
Omg Lyme Disease??
Wasps for me. I can't cope with them.This is basically me but with spiders. Mice are cute and harmless except for possibly carrying Lyme Disease so I don't mind having them knocking about the house. Even the possibility of a spider has me checking every possible nook, fully aware that all I'd do if I found it would be scream and run.
So that rogue winter wasp in Nancy’s parlour the other day would have been beyond the pale?Wasps for me. I can't cope with them.
Omg Lyme Disease??
Arson would have been the only optionSo that rogue winter wasp in Nancy’s parlour the other day would have been beyond the pale?
No sign of the mouse this morning, and not in the cereal either. @Floppet has me checking the cupboards though
Sorry but it's had all night. It'll be in your wall cavities now, sending out ultrasonic messages to all the mousey friends and there'll be procreating like, well mice, by tomorrow.