SATURDAY WANTS IMPLANTS AND A DYSON

[big ron]

At least I can do some coke with a purpose today.

 

[big ron]

One of my presents was basically ms ron doing charades to explain were going to spain to see wolf alice. I think shes having a breakdown.

 

[ButterTart]

One of my presents was basically ms ron doing charades to explain were going to spain to see wolf alice. I think shes having a breakdown.

You have to respect the creativity and stagecraft that goes in to wrapping a present in mime.

 

[Beverley]

*sigh*

So mean to your Sheikha. On CHRISTMAS!

 

[Dark Carnival]

So mean to your Sheikha. On CHRISTMAS!

Omg I was doing a Farrah Moan

 

[Beverley]

Omg I was doing a Farrah Moan

Oh, ok. Moan away then.

 

[Apoca]

Merry Christmas Mops!

I also got up at 8am and my parents were nowhere to be seen until half an hour ago.

Also it’s absolutely PISSING DOWN HERE. What a stunning Christmas Day

I'm LYING, it started SNOWING

 

[octophone]

Merry Christmas Moopists.

Had a good kip there, better than a normal Saturday morning. *yawns, stretches*

 

[Music]

Merry Christmas Moopy! I rolled out of bed at 10.30am, the one perk of not being at home for Christmas is getting a lie in

Going to make a sausage sandwich and crack open the secco

 

[Jark]

You have to respect the creativity and stagecraft that goes in to wrapping a present in mime.

that is a KILLER GIFT. yay ms ron!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've just eaten a bagel with bacon, avacado and brie. Dirt.

 

[Kratz]

Merry Happy Christmas everybody!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DARLINGS xx

 

[floppet]

@You Butter Watch Out Somebody got you the wrong version of Evolution!

I'm all dressed and ready to drive to spawn's, the itinerary I gave Mr F last night said we were leaving at 11am. It's now 11:24 and Mr F isn't even washed and dressed yet. I reckon it's a cunning plan so he doesn't have to spend more time than necessary with the other in-laws who are also attending Chrimbo dinner there.

 

[big ron]

You have to respect the creativity and stagecraft that goes in to wrapping a present in mime.

She put a post card in a massive box with the clue in, and even managed to pretend it was dead heavy carrying it in last night, and because she was pissed she stumbled with it making it a very convincing performance. Crank.

 

[GNL]

She put a post card in a massive box with the clue in, and even managed to pretend it was dead heavy carrying it in last night, and because she was pissed she stumbled with it making it a very convincing performance. Crank.

Iconic behaviour.

 

[big ron]

This was 15 minutes after me finding her crying in the basement because she couldnt find presents shed hidden.

 

[Indie]

I'm drinking pints of bucks fizz. MERRY EVERYTHING MOOPY

 

[big ron]

the bucks fizz has cleared my hangover. Ready for round two.

 

[ButterTart]

This was 15 minutes after me finding her crying in the basement because she couldnt find presents shed hidden.

We have that drama every year.

 

[Music]

Cheers bitches

 

[Inner Smile]

Happy Christmas to ALL (even the scamps!)

Hope you all have a wonderful day and don't get too sober xx

 

[Kate]

Well I’m still in bed. I suppose I’ll get up and see if Santa’s brought me a negative LFT.

 

[RJN]

Merry Christmas Moopy! I’m finally out of my Covid apartment so spending the day with him

 

[Star]

Round 1 is done, my parents have just left. In laws incoming at 3pm.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Round 1 is done, my parents have just left. In laws incoming at 3pm.

That sounds unbelievably stressful.

 

[Star]

That sounds unbelievably stressful.

This is why I made pizza for lunch
And it's easier than having them all together...

 

[Inner Smile]

I wanted a dyson

 

[RJN]

My dad to me every 10 minutes when I’m at his house “what are you doing on your computer?” Hard to answer

 

[Kate]

I just Zoomed my dad (and uncle and stepmum and stepsister and her husband) which was nice

 

[big ron]

I just Zoomed my dad (and uncle and stepmum and stepsister and her husband) which was nice

Are you enjoying your buffet?

 

[Kate]

I just Zoomed my dad (and uncle and stepmum and stepsister and her husband) which was nice

Omg I almost forgot my stepsister’s DOG

No BUFFET here, Iceland fucked up my order I’m parboiling my potatoes.

 

[Indie]

HAPPY FOOD COMA DAY EVERYONE

 

[Soldi]

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HAPPY FOOD COMA DAY EVERYONE

Where is the GRAVY

 

[Indie]

It has gravy. Just looks better as a picture without.

 

[Soldi]

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HAPPY FOOD COMA DAY EVERYONE

 

[Jark]

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ok now this looks positively legendaric.

I'm SO FUCKING HUNGRY.

 

[jyxz]

Merry Christmas Moopy! I’m finally out of my Covid apartment so spending the day with him

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Poor @BlitzenGiraffe🎄 keeled over on the floor. Discarded like a used condom.

 

[Jark]

I finally had my 4 plates and now I can just RELAX and drink 1.5l of Bailey's.

I feel like a hot air balloon.

 

[big ron]

I was too obese doggy to take a photo of my plate but heres my three bird roast