SATURDAY WANTS IMPLANTS AND A DYSON

[floppet]

Spawn knocked it out of the park with Christmas dinner, well impressed. The other in-laws brought their two boxer dogs with them, if I could've found a way to smuggle out the big chunky one and bring him home without anybody noticing I would have.

After we'd eaten Spawn's fiance ran his mum round to her friend's house (who was originally coming but then changed her mind) with a plated-up dinner, she opened the door, complained that it was 4pm and she'd wanted to eat at 3 so she didn't want it now and shut the door in their face!

On the drive home almost every motorway bridge over the M6 and M61 had a cop car parked on it.

 

[octophone]

After we'd eaten Spawn's fiance ran his mum round to her friend's house (who was originally coming but then changed her mind) with a plated-up dinner, she opened the door, complained that it was 4pm and she'd wanted to eat at 3 so she didn't want it now and shut the door in their face!

! Behaviour!

 

[Beverley]

After we'd eaten Spawn's fiance ran his mum round to her friend's house (who was originally coming but then changed her mind) with a plated-up dinner, she opened the door, complained that it was 4pm and she'd wanted to eat at 3 so she didn't want it now and shut the door in their face!

The NERVE!

 

[floppet]

When they got back, in between slagging her off, they did point out that she has two children, neither of whom she's seen for twenty years except when they came for their dad's funeral in June. They just came to the crematorium for the service, didn't sit with her and left straight afterwards, didn't even go back to her house. She's so horrible even her own children hate her.

 

[Lucille]

What a COW!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The parents have left, Christmas dinner is DONE, and I'm now just going to spend the rest of the night drinking prosecco and eating haribo

 

[COB]

Poor @BlitzenGiraffe🎄 keeled over on the floor. Discarded like a used condom.

PRETTY ACCURATE SO FAR.

 

[COB]

We actually had a very lovely dinner entirely cooked by @BlitzenGiraffe🎄 so well done love, get the d*ldo out in a day or two once everything's worked through your system x

 

[Star]

Nice arguement with (extended) family to end the day with Anyone else?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nice arguement with (extended) family to end the day with Anyone else?

What about? Who was right?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We had a lovely chat about Gordon Brown.

 

[Star]

What about? Who was right?

Usual family politics. Always worse when you're Asian. You can't do right for doing wrong

 

[ButterTart]

We’ve just played a game of Cards Against Humanity which my 72 year old Dad won with such answers as fisting, and ‘cumming deep inside my bro’s ass’.