well that was certainly a potent combination of crass, infantile and all over the place. i really hate this snippets approach to such events. i can't wait for the next level of attention deficit disorder.
i also love headlines like "shakira and jlo's halftime show was deeper than you think"

kids in cages and flags. truly new depths.
i've used to quite love shakira but she seemed off. the lipsynching was embarrassing, not even gonna say anything about her shoes. next to lopez even her hair looked bargain. lopez is a lot more sleek and she's always seemed more driven and while she had some strong moments there's always something off-putting about her. and i don't mean the unflattering mid-section of her nude illusion costume, rather a smugness and overeagerness that sometimes backfires - was she supposed to be scratching her lady wood at one point? it's like she wanted to but decided against it last minute.
anyway. complete trash.