Should we bring back Moopyrate?

[ButterTart]

Oh God it would be totally awkward. All mumbling and shuffling and everyone suddenly needing to leave early because of an urgent issue with a ferret. I have incidentally never had you down as anything BUT blunt and unenthusiastic. And sort of FLAT

That's me to a TEE! The other day we had a whole office Skype meeting where they decided we all had to name one thing we were looking forward to after lockdown. Everyone was going on about how much they were all looking forward to seeing each other in person and all that shite. When it came to my turn, I unmuted, said 'pub', and muted myself again.

Normally when they do group activities I go out for a fag so that was EBULLIENT by my standards.

 

[Kate]

Did anybody ever meet MAMA? I was always curious about them.

Wasn't he over your neck of the woods?

 

[Iguana]

We have seen Eileen at a play, monsta at a gig (I think? @Tisch?) and COB at Kate Bush but we never actually said hello on any occasion

 

[Indie]

I don't know how many of you remember Jack? He was such an acerbic bitch online, and then I met him at the station for the first time and he was like a frightened little mouse

He was, wasn't he?

 

[Lucille]

I’ve been often told I ‘don’t make a good first impression’. So sorry ‘bout it.

 

[ButterTart]

Pretty much, but it was also where raucous bitch lived and we all camped there for a couple of nights.

That actually sounds like it would be mint.

 

[K.C.]

Wasn't he over your neck of the woods?

Really? I had no idea.

How many American Moopists DO we have?

 

[Alla]

Who have you met doll?

Mostly euroloons: vor, suomi, sheena, "kala", some long gone posters...

 

[Tisch]

We have seen Eileen at a play, monsta at a gig (I think? @Tisch?) and COB at Kate Bush but we never actually said hello on any occasion

Oooh, yeah def Eileen and Cob. Don't think Mosta though. He only ever graviates 7 miles outside of Glasgow.

I think you're thinking of Slave (RIP) at Brighton Pride!

 

[ButterTart]

I had the chance to meet @Suomi in Stockholm, but I was knackered after a busy evening of politely clapping so I didn't go. Which I'm kicking myself about.

Chlammy was on the same course as my mate's girlfriend, and Floppet lived in the same town as me but as far as I know we've never actually met.

 

[Tisch]

Really? I had no idea.

How many American Moopists DO we have?

@american_guy ?

 

[Iguana]

Oooh, yeah def Eileen and Cob. Don't think Mosta though. He only ever graviates 7 miles outside of Glasgow.

I think you're thinking of Slave (RIP) at Brighton Pride!

Oh...we definitely saw SOMEONE at an Alanis gig

 

[K.C.]

@american_guy ?

DEAD

 

[Phoenix]

I used to love the fallout of a Moopymeet when everyone would come back and then all the shit talking would start.

 

[ButterTart]

I am NOT going to Leicester.

Unless there’s LOTS of coke.

It's LEICESTER. If you come back with a septum you've clearly not spoken to any of the locals.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh...we definitely saw SOMEONE at an Alanis gig

Was it Alanis?

 

[Zu]

Did anybody ever meet MAMA? I was always curious about them.

Yes, apparently some people did arrange to meet him but it always came at the wrong time as he tended to be “unavailable”, and offers of showing people his unsavoury slides weren’t all that popular for some reason

 

[Zu]

I’ve been often told I ‘don’t make a good first impression’. So sorry ‘bout it.

Hostile, cold and unpleasant? I know that one

 

[Dark Carnival]

Moonbaby is not the one that did porn, is it?

!

 

[Phoenix]

!

why are you still up?

 

[Mats]

I do GENUINELY want to meet everyone at some point and want a moopmeet to happen in the near future when we’re all out of lockdown so you know I’m not just a young drunk rascal whore xx

didn't go too well for our last in-lounge wean Tinu

 

[Mats]

She was a sarcastic cow and/or an absolute sweetie depending on who you ask/how she was feeling/which way the wind is blowing.

/how thin you were

 

[big ron]

Moonbaby was a fellow gurn reject wasnt she? Her boyfriend had a collection of one every pill he’d ever taken.

 

[COB]

Everyone will get to HEAR some posters giving Moopyvision Karaoke results on Monday night (you're welcome @COB)

It's a START

APPRECIATE THIS AND YOU

Voting closes at 6pm! @Zu-Klara @nerys @Rita @charliebobs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Moonbaby was a fellow gurn reject wasnt she? Her boyfriend had a collection of one every pill he’d ever taken.

I don't think so. She came the pop forums. Wasn't that Emma and Raucous Bitch?

 

[Star]

Can someone summarise the last 12 pages?

 

[Star]

didn't go too well for our last in-lounge wean Tinu

I think my hen do was the last full moopmeet?! What a weekend that was

 

[Dark Carnival]

why are you still up?

I was drinking

 

[AGinAg (37)]

MoopyKuwait where we all set up small middle Eastern nations.

 

[Zu]

Can someone summarise the last 12 pages?

I would, but I’m leading a Zoom masterclass on how to rationally and responsibly deal with perceived rejection

 

[Soldi]

Although anyone is welcome to put their hands on me and although I’m drunk I mean that and don’t give a fuck

 

[Mats]

I was drinking

how prolapsed are you feeling this morning?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think my hen do was the last full moopmeet?! What a weekend that was

That was EIGHT years ago?

 

[Zu]

I can only blame THE MOON

 

[Mats]

I wish Star would get on with her second marriage so we could have another little bash

 

[lolly]

Can someone summarise the last 12 pages?

Sorry, you lost

 

[lolly]

really want some SMART WATER right now

 

[Mats]

I want to say there was another smaller moopmeet after the hindu hen do but that might just be a mish-mash of several MÉNAGES À DEUX

 

[Soldi]

Oh PIPE DOWN. At least you've got a downstairs.

God forbid you look in the community forum and see how much Sheena’s going to earn in his new job.

 

[Iguana]

Although anyone is welcome to put their hands on me and although I’m drunk I mean that and don’t give a fuck

Why do I feel like this is going to be used as evidence one day?