Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

[Agneeta]

Enya has nine kids, all dead.

 

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Enya thinks someone got mixed up with her mother, and she is not very happy about that lie.

 

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Enya gladly spoke to African and other international students during her time in college, and possibly even boys who were day students at her boarding school. She has dated interracially, at least as many times as Adele.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is a rape suspect.

I'm not sure why I find this one so funny, and what that says about me.

 

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Enya chucked a few posts from this thread into the crackling fire, and swept them up this morning.

 

[Bypass]

Enya cannot legally go within a 2 mile radius of the original location of the twin towers.

 

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Enya has been cautioned for flashing her twot at Diane Abbot

 

[Bypass]

Enya thinks someone got mixed up with her mother, and she is not very happy about that lie.

When Enya thinks about her mother she gets moist.

 

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Enya kind of wishes this villa was hers, it's got Enya-esque character too, and an extra boat garage (I almost thought it could be hers, but the framed photos seem to indicate otherwise)

Oh well, she's glad not to be haunted by all the au naturel lady paintings.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been accosted by Ann Widdecombe

 

[disneyteletubby]

This brief still from Anywhere Is (1995) was supposed to predict how Enya would look like in 30 years' time (i.e. 2025).

(Obviously not, but it rather gives a ghostly version of Laura Branigan (1990)

Spoiler

Spoiler: Wait Enya copied 2 sources for the inside sleeve

=

 

[Bypass]

Enya was fired from Tesco for refusing to serve customers in wheelchairs

 

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Enya has maggots in her vagina

 

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Enya owns an anaconda called Leonard

 

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Enyas standard response when someone introduces themselves to her is "and im the devil!! Now kindly undo these straps!"

 

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Enya is keeping an eye on the post of her in 2002 on r/PrettyOlderWomen. 👁 ♡

Spoiler: This ♡

She promises a few photoshoots for 2026.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was checking out some INTJ memes she found relatable.

Spoiler: Examples

The last one can be Roma and Eithne.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya is opting for GAMMON this Christmas cos she believes turkey is as dry as Cilla's minge (well she has been dead 10 years)

 

[Bypass]

Enya has a willy.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya has a willy.

I heard it's small

 

[Agneeta]

Enya regularly fucks children's graves, Saltburn style.

 

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Enya uses the ashes of dead car accident victims as seasoning for her infamous dinner parties.

 

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Enya recreates famous album covers with roadkill.

 

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Enya is very spiteful.

 

[Inner Smile]

Diana DISGUSTED

 

[Agneeta]

Enya believes in the importance of docking.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya's slit has gone up for auction.

 

[Agneeta]

She going need a bigger firepit for these.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has "Arbeit mach frei" tatooed on her taint.

 

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Enya began smoking cigars when she was 4.

 

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Enya was kicked out of her congregation as a child for "pleasuring" the pastor.

 

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Enya was born with breasts

 

[Agneeta]

Enya once pleasured a whole congregation.

 

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Enya hates Kate Bush but begrudgingly concedes that "The Infant Kiss" is her favourite love making song

 

[Bypass]

Enya once pleasured a whole congregation.

The whole congregation got aids.

 

[Agneeta]

She's currently making love with Noddy.

 

[Agneeta]

She plans to throw some children off the balcony at the Tate Modern later.

 

[Agneeta]

She might finger them afterwards.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya isn't so bothered about food this Christmas, she'll probably nibble on fish bites at different gatherings, but is more concerned about her upcoming music
Listening to/watching the video of Have A Cheeky Christmas serves as a nice distraction.

 

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Enya is singing Mhórag's Na Horo Gheallaidh after hearing the news that Scots and Gaelic (presumably Gàidhlig) are being recognised as official languages this St. Andrew's Day.

Awesome live singing from Eithne here