Speculate Wildly About Enya (3 Viewers)

[disneyteletubby]

That being said, Roma Ryan is not completely out of the question.

 

[Agneeta]

She's obviously a minge eater.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has double-checked her wardrobe as she thought Clare Balding was wearing her blue suede/velvet jacket (on Sports Personality of The Year 2025) for a moment

 

[Inner Smile]

I think this could be my favourite Moopy thread

 

[Shoat]

Enya will be hosting the 2030 World Cup after gifting several FIFA officials with ethically-sourced slaves.

 

[Bypass]

Enya just threw shit at a woman in a wheelchair

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is so happy for Kylie despite the song quality and is astonished there's not been a new Christmas #1 in the UK since 1988 with Cliff.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya just finished watching The One Show, and
[...]
I do wonder why Enya either hasn't been asked or rejected invites to go on The One Show. Alex Jones (the female TV presenter) can't be that unbearable haha

Haha unless Alex Jones always teases about Storms in Africa (why not Storms in Derry or something? )
Half of Boyzone are fans, and Alex seems even more of an Enya fan for knowing the 'deep cut'

Spoiler: Clip from 16th Dec shared on the Enya subreddit today

The One Show - 16/12/2025

Broadcaster Lorraine Kelly and Boyzone's Ronan Keating, Keith Duffy and Shane Lynch join Alex Jones and Lauren Laverne on the sofa.

www.bbc.co.uk

Maybe it's the producers who don't like Enya (or vice versa)

 

[Shoat]

Maybe it's because Enya hasn't DONE ANYTHING in the last decade to talk about besides twiddling her cats

Of course that is just very wild speculation

 

[disneyteletubby]

Yeah but The One Show was there ages ago since 2006 (Enya had at least 2 albums to talk about)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is amused at this now being a thing when "Enya Halloween 2006" is searched

She is relieved that there's no sign of the casino visit from this year

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is ready to watch the Strictly final, but feels less excited for it for some reason.

(I do hope Karen and Carlos will win, haha on Midlands news it's Karen's old school and her dear mum speaking almost every day, aw )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's watching Songs of Praise, Aled Jones presenting, and Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet singing, never looked happier.
(Much happier than when he was in the jungle with Lady C. )

 

[Shoat]

Enya doesn't watch such BEIGE twaddle.

She's watching the Andrew Tate boxing match. She is after all Tate's chief financial backer.

 

[Shirley]

Enya has just finalized the Waitrose order and is thinking about watching Grace Dent's What We Were Watching in 1985

OH NO HANG ON THAT'S ME EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE

 

[Agneeta]

Grace Dent is a terrible person.

 

[Shirley]

Well that explains why Enya would want to watch her then

 

[Bypass]

In tribute to the late Chris Rea, Enya will be spending the evening driving the opposite direction down the A1 smashed off her face on her own homemade hooch.

She will consider it a wasted evening if her antics do not result in at least 20 hospitalisations

 

[Agneeta]

Enya supports the right to drink drive.

 

[Bypass]

Enya supports the right to commit arson

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has been rimming again.

 

[jivafox]

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya considers this year on par with 2016 for deaths of people in the public eye.

 

[disneyteletubby]

What was in this post?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya remembers JLo had twins, and is getting her head around how both are almost 18 (having nieces and nephews has helped, but it's still a surreal thing).
Emme, they so remind her of Enya in that 1985 interview.

Spoiler

Though Enya back then would've had to beg for that jewellery (and a sharp jawline..!)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is somewhat reassured to realise that she wasn't as spoilt as she assumed throughout her childhood (or even early 20s) but has no shame spoiling herself by doing up properties and frequenting Monaco between albums.
(I genuinely don't mind, she worked for her success after all. )

 

[Bypass]

Enya has spent Christmas eve transitioning into Pam St Clement

 

[Shirley]

We all dream it but only Enya does it

 

[Inner Smile]

FRAAAANK!

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is having a cosy Christmas eve catching up, perhaps joining a larger gathering tomorrow for Christmas dinner.
And praying to Mary and Jesus

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has hazy memories from last night of shitting on a church nativity scene during Midnight Mass. She is laughing because she'd just dropped a pill and probably had the runs.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has just stuck an entire nativity scene up her anus.

 

[Bypass]

In an act of pure boredom Enya has set fire to next door neighbour

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thinks Dermot O'Leary's rendition of Fairytale of New York (on The Masked Singer UK Christmas Special ) is far better than Ronan Keating's.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya loves belting out the FAGGOT bit.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is also a little confused as to why Ronan will doing New Year's Eve 2025 for the BBC, but a (prompted) mention of Enya was nice of him on the One Show the other week.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya'd rather go down to Dún Laoghaire Harbour to see the local fireworks (she probably gets a cool view from her castle anyway )

 

[Finn]

Enya'd rather go down on Dana than see the local fireworks (she probably gets a cool view from her castle anyway )

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya just realised she's known Dana for longer than Roma Ryan (but definitely hasn't known the singer as deeply..)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is confused as to why someone's published an AI article as if it were her

(And kind of amused by the 'smartest' Grok AI thinking it meant inconstancy. )