Speculate wildly about QUICHE

[Kratz]

The first use of the term 'Quiche' was in the song 'Framling' by Carola

 

[Tisch]

Much maligned in the western world, when a woman quiches it's actually a sign of elation and enjoyment in the Burmese culture

 

[RJN]

Carola killed Queen Elizabeth in order for the coronation quiche to happen

 

[rhythmbandit]

Quiche is the dish of choice for Enya. She always has one in her handbag. She has a fondness for crustless cheese and tomato.

 

[Lucille]

Lovely hairy anus.

 

[Kratz]

Due to its delicate composition, quiche is unable to cross water

 

[Tisch]

The Guiness World Record for "largest quiche" measured a diameter of over 30cm!

 

[K.C.]

"Quiche" is actually where we get the word "Queef".

 

[Lucille]

Kieth Haring was actually born Quiche Haring.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Quiche kills more people a year in the US than heart disease and guns.

 

[Indie]

Quiche once ran the London Marathon in less than two hours, but was disqualified for smelling a bit fishy.

 

[Shoat]

If Quiche is not refrigerated within 6 hours of purchase, it begins to look like Denise Welch and starts loudly declaring that her son is in a band.

 

[Sheena]

Truth rather than speculation, but I think it fits here:

When I worked in the Co-Op as a teenager, an old woman came up to me and asked me for a “quickie”. It took three repetitions and her putting “cheese and onion” in front of it before I realised she meant a pastry based eggy delight rather than my penis in her dusty hole.

 

[big ron]

The Q in Q-Anon stands for quiche

 

[big ron]

There is a quiche based peado ring and pizzagate was a dead cat to distract people from the TRUTH

 

[big ron]

Chemtrails are finely ground up quiche being disposed by the man because quiche is shit and no one eats it

 

[big ron]

9/11 was a hoax.

 

[big ron]

(The twin towers were made of quiche)

 

[big ron]

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams but it can burn a quiche. WAKE UP PEOPLE

 

[big ron]

Inner Smile invented quiche

 

[GNL]

Quiche can be enjoyed at breakfast, lunch, or dinner, but never brunch, and anyone who says otherwise should not be trusted. I can't elaborate. I've already said too much. Remain alert.

 

[ButterTart]

Quiche is actually pronounced ‘kwashay’.

 

[ButterTart]

Dozens of celebrities chose their stage names to pay tribute to the magic of quiche, including Quiche Lorraine Chase, Mini Quiche Driver and Quicher Sutherland.

 

[GNL]

Dozens of celebrities chose their stage names to pay tribute to the magic of quiche, including Quiche Lorraine Chase, Mini Quiche Driver and Quicher Sutherland.

And Quicher Buchanan.

 

[Indie]

Quiche was invented by Henry Ford. "Any quiche as long as it's black"

 

[ButterTart]

The man who stopped the tanks in Tiananmen Square was on a routine quiche delivery; the shopping bags he was carrying were filled with quiche. His identity has never been disclosed as authorities feared it may destabilise the vital quiche pipeline running throughout the country.

 

[Kratz]

Quiche can roll up hill

 

[Kratz]

In a change of tact, the Eurovision trophy for 2023 will not be some banal glass monstrosity, but a quiche handcrafted by Lidl artisans specially trained in the art of egg and pastry.

Sponsored, of course, by Moroccan Oil (Special Quiche Edition)

 

[Tisch]

Rishi Sunak's wife has many fingers in BIG QUICHE

 

[Kratz]

The Government of Sweden has announced a referendum to decide whether to rename ‘Quiche Lorraine’ to ‘Quiche Loreen’.

 

[Suedehead]

It was Carly SLAY Jepsen's food of choice on JESSUS' Table Manners podcast but there was some ensuing drama et CETERA

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kwasi Kwateng moisturises with quiche

 

[Indie]

Rumour has it, the coronation quiche was so named because King Charles now has to wear it on his head. Forever. Even whilst it rots.

 

[Indie]

In a parallel universe somewhere, there's a series of 'The Simpsons' where Apu Nahasapeemapetilon runs a Quich-E-Mart.

 

[dmlaw]

Quiche is actually pronounced ‘kwashay’.

I don't think this is right. It's clearly meant to be pronounced 'keenwa'.

 

[Penelope]

Quiche is actually pronounced ‘kwashay’.

OMG has @cwej been pronounced QUICHE this WHOLE TIME?!

 

[big ron]

Quiche doesn't actually exist.

 

[Tisch]

There are a few conspiracy theorists out there who believe quiche is flat.

 

[Kratz]

Quiche doesn't actually exist.

Quiche died in prison at some point in the 1980s

 

[K.C.]

Quiche is @Indie 's middle name