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Homo Secretary (OB)
Happy Halloween 

Not a sniff of Halloween round these parts. Which is nice.
Have Kylie and Dannii dressed up at all?

I would love to have you as evil stepmother Reet!I am going out for Sunday lunch today with my kids, the other half and his kids. He has met mine a few times but this will be the first time I have met his kids, and obviously both of our kids have mingled. My 2 are older than his 3, and I am sure everything will be fine but I am not sure I am quite ready to be the EVIL STEPMOTHER.
I would love to have you as evil stepmother Reet!
I would love to have you as evil stepmother Reet!

I don't think we've ever had them except on the day itself. I wonder if we'll get any tonight.No trick or treaters at all yesterday, which was nice.
THE HEELS!!Think of all the BOOZE and PERFUMES you could STEAL![]()

I would also like you as a stepmotherI am going out for Sunday lunch today with my kids, the other half and his kids. He has met mine a few times but this will be the first time I have met his kids, and obviously both of our kids have mingled. My 2 are older than his 3, and I am sure everything will be fine but I am not sure I am quite ready to be the EVIL STEPMOTHER.
I assumed we’d get them last night because Saturday just seems like a more sensible night to spend an evening wandering around begging.I don't think we've ever had them except on the day itself. I wonder if we'll get any tonight.
I find it cute on younger kids. But adults? Fuck off.I hate Halloween because I hate fancy dress and the gothic imagery doesn't excite me.
I don't mind seeing a few impressive outfits and pumpkin carving, but otherwise it can SHIT OFF.
Boo bitches!
But how do you know whose is whose?Please tell Kylie that his is my favourite! x

I've already wrapped over 30 presents.
But how do you know whose is whose?![]()