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K.C.

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DO NOT have more than 3 shots of Rumpleminze :emoji_tired_face:
 
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morning.

i slept while watching the new Netflix David Attenborough doc and had a weird dream of a doctor who was informing me that my farts contain methane and i had to stop eating eggs and beans to save the planet. i was too scared to inform him that i had zero interest in "saving the planet."
 
If someone could come over and cook me a nice sausage sandwich that’d be great :)
 
Hi loves! Thinking of all the ways I'm going to waste another day doing absolutely nothing.
 
Hi girls, I have two lunches booked today, if it’s not one of my drug addled fever dreams, let’s take bets on them happening.
 
Why was my post moved? Please get it out of this REVOLTING TOPIC
Because there was already a daily thread. Also I’m not going to start changing daily thread titles because we all know how well that went down last time! :D
 
Can’t believe people are complaining about the title or its implications. POOEY WANKS are very much the IN-THING DON’T YOU KNOW

I know this is true because I read it on the INTERNET
 
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I just had a rather pleasing one (poo not poo wank) I must say
 
I AM OUT AND ABOUT ON MY BIKE TODAY, STOPPING OFF AT RANDOM PLACES FOR A COFFEE AND TO READ MY BOOK ABOUT BIRDS
 
Ooh you might bump into me I’m off out for a WALK
 
I AM HEADING DOWN THAT WAY IN A BIT. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE ON A RED BIKE WITH A RED BACKPACK, SHOUT OUT “NANCY”
 
I was up til about 6 in VR on the prowl for headpats and cuddles. Friday I had to beat them off with a stick but not a lot last night.... you win some you lose some :p

Better arise out of bed sometime.
 

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