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Why the fuck is Welcome To Christmas on Channel 5 IN OCTOBER and why the fuck am I watching it?
 
Because a) it's two months to Christmas and b) I've stolen your remote control

I wondered where it had gone. I was fingering the mice (again) or, more likely, the cunt in the flat downstairs

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
 
Fuck me, I start work tomorrow.

I AM NOT MENTALLY READY.

Wait. WHAT? How did I miss this? Congrats on the job Ag! Hopefully things will get easier financially now.
 
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Wait. WHAT? How did I miss this? Congrats on the job Ag! Hopefully things will get easier financially now.
Cheers hun. It's that shit temp role. But yeah I look forward to some real money especially before Xmas.

To boot the other job interview, which I came second for... the company came back to me regarding a possible new position.

So after my mega down day last week, things perked up.
 
Now watching some crud about The Queen and Windsor Castle which I learn has over A THOUSAND ROOMS. Space to hide the bodies I suppose

#rememberdiana
 
Cheers hun. It's that shit temp role. But yeah I look forward to some real money especially before Xmas.

To boot the other job interview, which I came second for... the company came back to me regarding a possible new position.

So after my mega down day last week, things perked up.

So glad things are picking up at last.
 
SHE SHOULD CONVERT IT INTO A B&B AND GO ON “FOUR IN A BED”

I’ll pop her a note through to suggest she disconnect the phones when it’s shown on TV so as to avoid some lunatic screeching CONGRATS ON YOUR WIN MUM into her gracious ear
 
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I’ve been added to a group chat on TWITTER where we plan to RANK TRAIN COMPANIES?! :D:confused:
 
I think I joined it on the basis that it was a joke. The group was made back in the summer and no one posted in it until now :D
 
People finding the original thread title grim but not jokes about dead baby incest porn :eyes::zombie:
 

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