Diddy
愛してるって 言わなきゃ殺す
I'm dabbing my tears with a sticker of Ryan Giggs


Yes just use sanitiserIs the Eurovision forum safe yet?
I only had one bottle of WKD last night and now I'm off for a swim.
Haven’t heard, but really don’t think so
Indoors. The only waterway we have around here is the River Anker and the only time a body goes in there is when a murderer wants to dissolve it.Indoors or outdoors?
JOIN ME AND JAMES NEWMAN IN THE SEA
Yes, we did. We're going to hold next year's contest in Italy because we're so classy.Is it over yet? Did we win? I bet we won.
Oh shit, it's only just dawned on me that the major pitfall of Italy hosting is that Italy will be hosting.Yes, we did. We're going to hold next year's contest in Italy because we're so classy.
Oh God there's a REAL WORLD.
How did you find Eurovision?Well I’m off shortly to soak up my hangover with a roast and then try not to fall asleep during Billie Piper’s directorial DEBUT.
How did you find Eurovision?
Oh I'm feeling so low tonight. This is why drinking on a Saturday night is bad.
Yeah after the Saturday night highs it is a bit of a coming down to earth feeling tonightOh I'm feeling so low tonight. This is why drinking on a Saturday night is bad.
they really ought to move Eurovision to a Friday or to bank holiday weekend to combat the post-Eurovision depression/Sunday blues/hangover onslaught trifecta.Yeah after the Saturday night highs it is a bit of a coming down to earth feeling tonight