lolly
Rowena? From Kuwait?
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No, but I've just bought oneNot all heroes wear capes, folks.

No, but I've just bought oneNot all heroes wear capes, folks.

The life went out of me reading that a bit. Lolly, massive kudos to you. All the best to the poor woman.Shit.
Walking along the coastal path between Teignmouth and Dawlish. The path is quite high above the sea, with steps down every 100m or so. Tide comes in quite close, so only little sections of beach at intervals. Noticed what looked like an older person sitting in the water, only about a few metres out - you could see her chest and shoulders. She was wearing some sort of blouse which seemed odd.
As I got closer, a f/m couple coming the other way were clearly looking down at her. I couldn't hear what they were saying, but clearly looking down at her. He ran down the stairs and over to the woman, but turned away, shrugging at the woman. She then ran down. As I got to the top of the stairs she was calling up to me to help.
She said that they had asked the woman if she needed help, but she refused it. He was on the phone to 999 at that point. The tide was coming in all the time, so I said we needed to get her out, regardless of what she said. So me and the guy get her out and carry her up to the back of the beach where there are long concrete benches. She was fully dressed - a blouse, jeans and trainers, but had a swimming costume on under her blouse.
She kept saying she felt sick but never was. I thought we should put her in the recovery position initially, but she said she wanted to be upright (I guess because she felt sick) so we sat her up but had to sort of hold her up as she kept slumping forward at first. It took about 30 minutes for the lifeguard to come and get her - the nearest road is about 2km away I guess at that point.
She told us her name after about 10 minutes, but was very confused - I asked if there was anyone we could call for her. She at first said there wasn't anyone, but then said nobody would care.
After the lifeguard took her, I walked back, and thought I'd walk to the lifeboat station as its only around the corner from our Airbnb. I guessed by that point she'd probably be gone as it took me about 30 minutes I guess, but the ambulance was still there. I saw one of the RNLI guys who recognised me and come to speak to me. He said she was doing okay, but had early stages of hypothermia and probably wouldn't have survived much longer had we not got her out. Her husband was with her at that point, and apparently she has multiple sclerosis.
I've had a few gins already.

Just giving people an idea of what to inscribe on his tombstone in a couple of months.Just seen a middle aged man out walking wearing a huge homemade 'not vaccinated' badge.
Stupid cunt.
You do you Cloud, but you *can* get a reverse perm from a hairdresser if you want to. I did when I was 17 and loved it. My nan was devestated but I just had to break it to her that I wasn't *actually* Little Boy BlueYou know, sometimes I wonder if the reason I have to fight my damn hair so much is it's meant to curl, lol
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(dampened hair to cool down and tied back, took a nap, this happens)
Well done @Cloud, you’ve done your first Mel!![]()

I shall add that to the list of options while procrastinating about booking oneYou do you Cloud, but you *can* get a reverse perm from a hairdresser if you want to. I did when I was 17 and loved it. My nan was devestated but I just had to break it to her that I wasn't *actually* Little Boy Blue

Don't forget your nipple tassles next timeMaybe I'll want to do Mel again![]()
Shit.
Walking along the coastal path between Teignmouth and Dawlish. The path is quite high above the sea, with steps down every 100m or so. Tide comes in quite close, so only little sections of beach at intervals. Noticed what looked like an older person sitting in the water, only about a few metres out - you could see her chest and shoulders. She was wearing some sort of blouse which seemed odd.
As I got closer, a f/m couple coming the other way were clearly looking down at her. I couldn't hear what they were saying, but clearly looking down at her. He ran down the stairs and over to the woman, but turned away, shrugging at the woman. She then ran down. As I got to the top of the stairs she was calling up to me to help.
She said that they had asked the woman if she needed help, but she refused it. He was on the phone to 999 at that point. The tide was coming in all the time, so I said we needed to get her out, regardless of what she said. So me and the guy get her out and carry her up to the back of the beach where there are long concrete benches. She was fully dressed - a blouse, jeans and trainers, but had a swimming costume on under her blouse.
She kept saying she felt sick but never was. I thought we should put her in the recovery position initially, but she said she wanted to be upright (I guess because she felt sick) so we sat her up but had to sort of hold her up as she kept slumping forward at first. It took about 30 minutes for the lifeguard to come and get her - the nearest road is about 2km away I guess at that point.
She told us her name after about 10 minutes, but was very confused - I asked if there was anyone we could call for her. She at first said there wasn't anyone, but then said nobody would care.
After the lifeguard took her, I walked back, and thought I'd walk to the lifeboat station as its only around the corner from our Airbnb. I guessed by that point she'd probably be gone as it took me about 30 minutes I guess, but the ambulance was still there. I saw one of the RNLI guys who recognised me and come to speak to me. He said she was doing okay, but had early stages of hypothermia and probably wouldn't have survived much longer had we not got her out. Her husband was with her at that point, and apparently she has multiple sclerosis.
I've had a few gins already.
Well I'm not sure - loads of unanswered questions. Two fishermen just along the beach said they had noticed her swimming well out in the sea about an hour before - but fully clothed then?!Good grief, that's a LOT. Well done. Poor soul sounds as if she's not all there.
at people ever wanting to get rid of their curls

There are some TREMENDOUS photos of @Sheena and @Dr Lecter around with hair gelled so dangerously it could be classed as a weapon.
In this case, they wear cardigans.Not all heroes wear capes, folks.
