Sunday marks ‘em up and sells ‘em on

[GNL]

Oh fuck it, I was going to steam in for the edit and add “and TONGUESY TINY TOT”

SAC MAGIQUE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m wondering whether our RESIDENT SEX DWARF has lined himself up a DIMANCHE RIM

DEAD!

SAMDIMANCHE RIM then, since where one ends and the other bings is such a blur.

 

[GNL]

The Tots TV gang definitely have a ZINE now.

 

[Zu]

The Tots TV gang definitely have a ZINE now.

I did tell @COB that the TORI WIG really DID NOT SUIT

 

[Zu]

NICE DUNGAS THOUGH

 

[Soldi]

I’ve come out for a walk and there’s geese everywhere

HONK

 

[Soldi]

Or are they swans?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I keep picturing @Dark Carnival as one of Santa's dwarf helpers now. He has a theme song and it's about rimming and he's been quite rightly shunned by the other helper dwarves.

 

[lolly]

Or are they swans?

Kill one and see if you get arrested

 

[Rita]

My daughters boyfriend is staying with us at the moment an I can’t help feeding him. It’s so much fun cooking for 4 instead of 3. I have a gammon and a roast chicken on the go today with all the trimmings.

 

[Soldi]

My daughters boyfriend is staying with us at the moment an I can’t help feeding him. It’s so much fun cooking for 4 instead of 3. I have a gammon and a roast chicken on the go today with all the trimmings.

Can I come

IM NOT RIDDLED

 

[Rita]

Can I come

IM NOT RIDDLED

We always have a space at the table for MY SOLDI.

 

[Rita]

I like to go out for Sunday lunch, and Aaron (daughters boyfriend) usually drives so I can have a bottle of wine but since we can’t do that I need to COOK (and quaff a bottle of red as I do).

 

[Rita]

I have only had A GLASS AND A HALF so far.

 

[big ron]

It’s called saving a line of coke and a beer for breakfast.

These are my favourite days.

 

[Phoenix]

I’ve come out for a walk and there’s geese everywhere

HONK

CC: @The Sexual Goose; @The Asexual Goose

 

[big ron]

I have wasted my morning driving to two tips I couldnt get in with my van and looking for my car key which was in Ms Rons coat pocket all along. Fuck everything.

 

[Rita]

I still have around 50 bottles of peroni in the bar untouched since CHRISTMAS.

 

[big ron]

I still have around 50 bottles of peroni in the bar untouched since CHRISTMAS.

You need some LADS LADS LADS round

 

[Kate]

Actual footage from Rita’s kitchen:

 

[big ron]

I cant imagine ever having beer left over from
Anything

 

[big ron]

I might have a refreshing ESTRELLA now

 

[Soldi]

I still have around 50 bottles of peroni in the bar untouched since CHRISTMAS.

You have a BAR?!

 

[Rita]

You have a BAR?!

Yes. It really isn’t THAT unusual.

 

[Soldi]

I don’t think anyone has a bar in their house in LONGSIGHT dear!

 

[Rita]

I don’t think anyone has a bar in their house in LONGSIGHT dear!

Remind me never to GO THERE.

 

[Lucille]

I don’t think anyone has a bar in their house in LONGSIGHT dear!

No one has a toilet in their house in Longsight tbh.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/politics97/diana/

 

[Lucille]

Actual footage from Rita’s kitchen:

 

[big ron]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/special/politics97/diana/

90s internet is such a joy

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow that was a long NAP

 

[Lucille]

Met my friend for coffee, she’s offered me her spare room in her lovely big house by the park so that’s my housing dilemma over.

 

[Indie]

Ugh, I’ve suffered from mobile phone death. Having to resort to work phone.

The trouble with holidaying in the middle of nowhere is, well, access to anything useful. Like a mobile phone repair shop.

 

[Generic Account]

I'm looking around at personal trainers because I'm bored a.f. at home and need something to do.

i shall be enormous and hulking by christmas.

 

[GNL]

I'm looking around at personal trainers because I'm bored a.f. at home and need something to do.

Did you mean: having a wank.

 

[Cloud]

Not braving the PUB for a while, so good enough excuse to order an Oculus Quest 2...

I have only had A GLASS AND A HALF so far.

I assume you mean CADBURYS DAIRY MILK

 

[Soldi]

How even is our @Rita by now?

Pissed and face down in a SPIT ROAST perhaps?

 

[Lucille]

Met my friend for coffee, she’s offered me her spare room in her lovely big house by the park so that’s my housing dilemma over.

In actual VPV @Zu-Klara no more LIES!

 

[Rita]

How even is our @Rita by now?

Pissed and face down in a SPIT ROAST perhaps?

Hi sweetie! I was arseholed by tea time and now I have a sore head so am currently sprawled out on the sofa with a packet of chilli heatwave Doritos wondering how long I will have to run in the morning to burn these bastards off.

SEND HELP

 

[Soldi]