Oh fuck it, I was going to steam in for the edit and add “and TONGUESY TINY TOT”
SAC MAGIQUE!
Oh fuck it, I was going to steam in for the edit and add “and TONGUESY TINY TOT”
DEAD!I’m wondering whether our RESIDENT SEX DWARF has lined himself up a DIMANCHE RIM
Or are they swans?
Can I comeMy daughters boyfriend is staying with us at the moment an I can’t help feeding him. It’s so much fun cooking for 4 instead of 3. I have a gammon and a roast chicken on the go today with all the trimmings.

Can I come
IM NOT RIDDLED

It’s called saving a line of coke and a beer for breakfast.
I’ve come out for a walk and there’s geese everywhere
HONK
I still have around 50 bottles of peroni in the bar untouched since CHRISTMAS.![]()

You have a BAR?!I still have around 50 bottles of peroni in the bar untouched since CHRISTMAS.![]()

I don’t think anyone has a bar in their house in LONGSIGHT dear!
I don’t think anyone has a bar in their house in LONGSIGHT dear!

I'm looking around at personal trainers because I'm bored a.f. at home and need something to do.
I have only had A GLASS AND A HALF so far.
Met my friend for coffee, she’s offered me her spare room in her lovely big house by the park so that’s my housing dilemma over.