Sunday punches a Morris dancer on May Day

I've spent six hours doing school work today.

WHAT BANK HOLIDAY?
 
I ordered a Virgin Mary at the pub and it was £1.60, is this London’s CHEAPEST DRINK?
 
Ugh we have family over and they’ve just popped on Cilla

SOMEONE PASS ME THE POLONIUM
 
Been in all day so decided to wander up to the shops in the council estate the other side of the woods behind us, because I know I'll end up going to bed with a headache if I don't get any air today.

Blatant drug dealing going on by kids who could only just be in secondary school. And I was offered coke by someone else as I left the shop.
 
Star said:
Oh god the neighbours are having a party again :zombie:
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Well that escalated, my other (good) neighbour shouted at them over the fence to turn it down. They started swearing and hurling abuse at him. 7 of them them run out the house and ring his bell to confront. Mr Star and I went out to back him up. Good neighbour was livid. They were shouting all sorts of nonsense saying they're allowed as it's a religious day, while another is saying it's a birthday party. Went on for 15 mins, on the street. It's a shame because the actual resident of the property understands. He said he's the oldest and try to control but where they're from this behaviour is normal. The guests were total d*cks though, in the end Mr Star told them all to go and that we'd only talk to the resident.
The party is still going on, although they have turned it down :bad:
 
Make sure you play Kylie really early tomorrow morning REALLY FUCKING LOUD
 
In unrelated news, I've just been given a bag of CDs from my Mum, supposedly from her collection that I can have as she no longer has a cd player and ones that my Dad had in his study and car.

All the usual shite you'd imagine- Celine Dion, shit compilations (Debenhams' "Music of the 90s" being my favourite so far) and Mail on Sunday freebies, but then also a rather strange lot of Ministry of Sound/ Kiss Anthems/ 2 Unlimited/ hectic dance CDs that certainly weren't mine, my brothers had long gone by that point and no one seems to have any clue who they belonged to and so I'm now going to just believe my Dad used to secretly GET ON DOWN when no one was listening :disco:
 
In a perfect counter to my smug 9am gym shit I’m sat listening to someone singing in welsh to a samba beat off my tit s on ket and everythings right in the world
 
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