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It's Mr Ag's birthday tomorrow and we're having a French themed meal this evening.
Chicken and liver parfait with warm baguettes for starters.
DECEASED.

It's Mr Ag's birthday tomorrow and we're having a French themed meal this evening.
Chicken and liver parfait with warm baguettes for starters.
DECEASED.

My mood is currently descending at a shocking rate and in the absence of heroin or diazepam, I can see myself heading to the OFFY
I don't know where that emoji was born and frankly find it a bit WTF.
I don't know where that emoji was born and frankly find it a bit WTF.
Wow, wish I'd been there.There was the repeated use of the phrase "what am I, chopped liver?" and I emoji'd it one night.
You’d think I’d be a DAB HAND at nicotine withdrawal having put myself through it enough times this year, yet I always feel cocky on day 3 that i’m through the worst of it before the APOCALYPTIC crash on day 4.
Wow, wish I'd been there.
Oh TELL ME ABOUT IT. Lockdown and mask life NOT helping. Anyway, now back from Sainsbury’s with all manner of luxury treats: soluble Panadol, prawn mayonnaise sandwich, wine and, inevitably, fags
Does anyone have any cheering TV recommendations? I don‘t think that popping on the DVD of Human Remains (again) is necessarily the best choice I could make
Yes the show I watched where Satan succeeds in destroying the world but then cry’s because he’s LONELY was hardly the pick me upper I needed tonight.

Does anyone have any cheering TV recommendations? I don‘t think that popping on the DVD of Human Remains (again) is necessarily the best choice I could make
Or maybe it was WEEBLE
I haven't just discovered these dishes. They're restaurant prepared dishes and it's a step up from the normal tired old Aldi shit we eat every day.I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 17, MY BOYFRIEND AT THE TIME COOKED ME PAK CHOI AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOST EXOTIC THING I’D EVER TASTED
But a DEAD INCEST BABY PORN emoji is yet to be forthcoming, no matter how many times we mention itWow, wish I'd been there.
Bit of an admin scandal really.But a DEAD INCEST BABY PORN emoji is yet to be forthcoming, no matter how many times we mention it
Bit of an admin scandal really.

And I need anti hair loss shampoo
UNCLE ZU TIPS THREAD pleaseShave it off and WEAR HATS
MORE TOP TIPS FROM UNCLE ZU

UNCLE ZU TIPS THREAD please![]()
Oh I've been meaning to ask you if you watched that. It was interesting to compare with Duchess. Sara did a radio interview where she said that Katherine's character wasn't an exact self-portrait, but hers was.I really enjoyed Sara Pascoe's series "Out Of Her Mind". It's not really a comedy and it's pretty brave to make her self dislikable but it's clever, funny, unusual and Adrian Edmonson does an amazing turn in the second half.
I feel SURE it's actually the other way round, Sara can't possibly be that awful IRL.Oh I've been meaning to ask you if you watched that. It was interesting to compare with Duchess. Sara did a radio interview where she said that Katherine's character wasn't an exact self-portrait, but hers was.I feel SURE it's actually the other way round, Sara can't possibly be that awful IRL.