Sunday wakes up in the minion bed

[Generic Account]

I once woke up from a hook up to a Gary Barlow cardboard cut out staring at me. The shame.

 

[Generic Account]

Here he is

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[Lucille]

omg

 

[Lucille]

The fact the crying emoji wasn’t the most offensive thing in the room.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@Queen of the Bethlehem 🌟 reacted to 56 of your posts.

Hun.

 

[Star]

a) Is he SHAGGABLE?
b) Are you SHAGGING?
c) Have you SHAGGED?

More importantly

a) Is he working?
b) What does he do?
c) Does he earn more than you?

 

[Star]

I went up in my loft the other day and got freaked out by my Kylie cut out, I forgot she was up there

 

[GNL]

Here he is

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How long had you been hooking up before you realised he was made of cardboard?

 

[Kate]

More importantly

a) Is he working?
b) What does he do?
c) Does he earn more than you?

I see the kids are now old enough that you’ve gone full Asian Parent

 

[RJN]

Since someone has to say it. The Gary Barlow cardboard cutout it kind of hot

 

[Sheena]

I went up in my loft the other day and got freaked out by my Kylie cut out, I forgot she was up there

You should have seen the day I did too much mdma and Janet Jackson started talking to me from a cut out, repeatedly just saying “Love will never do without you” in a clipped British accent. I thought it would never end and I vowed never to do drugs again.

Lasted a week.

 

[Apoca]

Here he is

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the only thing that's missing is a cardboard cutout of

 

[RS]

Since someone has to say it. The Gary Barlow cardboard cutout it kind of hot

I agree. I presume he’s not a Moopy favourite for something he might have done or said but as I know nothing about him, I’ll stan.

 

[Generic Account]

I think this is the most objectively offensive moment of the last 10 years

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I agree. I presume he’s not a Moopy favourite for something he might have done or said but as I know nothing about him, I’ll stan.

He's a Tory

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well that's Christmas packed away, vacuuming and dusting done. Just can't be arsed to deal with all this SHIT. I expect to be in the spare room until February.

 

[Kala]

He's a Tory

And a tax dodging cunt

 

[Diddy]

I once woke up from a hook up to a Gary Barlow cardboard cut out staring at me. The shame.

I had a hook up who had a framed signed photo of Columbo next to his bed

 

[Kala]

I’ve got my mum coming round shortly for some food and drinks. I’ve started Dry January already though.

 

[RS]

Well, it’s over.

 

[GNL]

My flatmate has a cardboard cutout of one of his friends in his room. It was gifted to him by the friend in question. Personally I think that's serial killer behaviour.

 

[RS]

He's a Tory

And a tax dodging cunt

Well, it’s over.

 

[Sheena]

My flatmate has a cardboard cutout of one of his friends in his room. It was gifted to him by the friend in question. Personally I think that's serial killer behaviour.

That’s the sort of thing @Suomi would do

 

[Diddy]

My flatmate has a cardboard cutout of one of his friends in his room. It was gifted to him by the friend in question. Personally I think that's serial killer behaviour.

Or just a really lazy stalker

 

[Star]

That’s the sort of thing @Suomi would do

You need to see his wedding photos

 

[Suomi]

10/10 no regrets, except for the fact that we all ended up in a SKIP by 1am

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[RJN]

10/10 no regrets, except for the fact that we all ended up in a SKIP by 1am

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Britney wrote 3 about this

 

[octophone]

Had this idea to listen to debut albums today - bit cheesy but so am I. I've had The Fall, Marina & The Diamonds, Brian Eno, Faust, Tindersticks, Fela Kuti and The House Of Love.

 

[RJN]

Well the host of the party I was at last night just texted me that she has COVID. Happy new year…

 

[Marina Salty]

Well, it’s over.

It's not over until the next day after Epiphany

 

[Apoca]

Had this idea to listen to debut albums today - bit cheesy but so am I. I've had The Fall, Marina & The Diamonds, Brian Eno, Faust, Tindersticks, Fela Kuti and The House Of Love.

IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT I SEE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CHRISTMAS IS OVER DEFINITELY NOW

 

[Kala]

The last day of the festive season is tomorrow.

 

[GNL]

Aren't there like a whole 12 days of Christmas to get through? Are we even at the five gold rings stage yet?

 

[Apoca]

In the last hour, I made pizza, prepared lunch for tomorrow, baked some salt and vinegar roast potatoes, blanched broccoli, cooked noodle soup.

I guess 2023 has domesticated me already.

 

[floppet]

@Apoca your posts are so wholesome and healthy, they make me feel like I should be out seizing the day and doing things.

In the last hour I've FaceTimed spawn, knowing it was her teatime so I wouldn't have to chat for long, then sat on the sofa watching 47 Ronin, smoking fags and drinking tea.

 

[lolly]

In the last hour I've FaceTimed spawn, knowing it was her teatime so I wouldn't have to chat for long, then sat on the sofa watching 47 Ronin, smoking fags and drinking tea.

Is it any good? My friend worked on it (make up), but I've never been able to bring myself to watch it.

 

[floppet]

Is it any good? My friend worked on it (make up), but I've never been able to bring myself to watch it.

I love it, I've seen it countless times. It's visually stunning throughout and the costumes are amazing, very true to what I know of Samurai lore. I already knew the story but the film takes it to another level, it also helps that I love Keanu.

 

[Apoca]

@Apoca your posts are so wholesome and healthy, they make me feel like I should be out seizing the day and doing things.

Well...

 

[Rachey]

He properly loves licking minge so I’m very happy

Weirdo.