Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl (12th album)

My theory is that she is making hay while the sun shines and that album #13 will be the last before she pivots into other things.
 
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I no longer know what is real and what is parody

When did she decide to make her album a Pokemon catch-them-all game?
 
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  1. Sweat and Vanilla Perfume Portofino Orange Glitter Vinyl
  2. Sweat and Vanilla Perfume CD with Poster
  3. Sweat and Vanilla Perfume Cassette
  4. It's Beautiful Edition Limited Release Deluxe CD
  5. It's Rapturous Edition Limited Release Deluxe CD
  6. It's Frightening Edition Limited Release Deluxe CD
  7. Sweat and Vanilla Perfume Edition Limited Release Deluxe
  8. The Shiny Bug Edition (Wintergreen & Onyx Marbled Vinyl)
  9. The Shiny Bug Edition (Violet Shimmer Marbled Vinyl)
  10. Baby, That's Show Business Edition (Lovely Bouquet Golden Vinyl)
  11. Baby, That's Show Business Edition (Lakeside Beach Blue Sparkle Vinyl)
  12. The Tiny Bubbles in Champagne Edition (Under Bright Lights Pearlescent Vinyl)
  13. The Tiny Bubbles in Champagne Edition (Red Lipstick & Lace Transparent Vinyl)
  14. CD With Poster (Target Exclusive) - It's Frightening
  15. CD With Poster (Target Exclusive) - It's Beautiful
  16. CD With Poster (Target Exclusive) - It's Rapturous
  17. "A Look Behind the Curtain" (iTunes)
  18. Spotify Fan First Crewneck
  19. With Physical Cardigan version
  20. The Crowd is Your King Edition (Summertime Spitz Pink Shimmer Vinyl, Target Exclusive)
  21. CD + Hand Signed Photo 1
  22. CD + Hand Signed Photo 2
  23. CD + Hand Signed Photo 3
  24. CD + Hand Signed Photo 4
  25. (Alone in my Tower Acoustic Version) CD
  26. (Dressing Room Rehearsal Version) CD
  27. (Life is a Song Acoustic Version) CD
  28. (So Glamorous Cabaret Version) CD
 
I was considering buying the album today in HMV when I wandered into town to go to Tesco, but decided I wouldn't contribute to this nonsense.
 
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It's Beautiful Edition Limited Release Deluxe CD
It's Rapturous Edition Limited Release Deluxe CD
It's Frightening Edition Limited Release Deluxe CD

CD With Poster (Target Exclusive) - It's Frightening
CD With Poster (Target Exclusive) - It's Beautiful
CD With Poster (Target Exclusive) - It's Rapturous
These are the same thing, as far as I can ascertain.

I also don't think I would count the signed editions as separate - no-one is buying a signed and an unsigned CD.
 
To be clear - I hate this shit but call it out in everyone, not just the people you dislike.
 
Everyone always catches up with me in the end.

I was right about GWEN STEFANI
 
These are the same thing, as far as I can ascertain.

I also don't think I would count the signed editions as separate - no-one is buying a signed and an unsigned CD.

1. Yes, Swifties
but:
2. Which was announced first? As I bet the signed versions came out after loads had already ordered the unsigned…
 
On what planet did TTPD only have 6 variants? I guess if you count vinyls only but I feel like they released a special digital and or CD version once a week.
 
This is the only major difference between Swift and most others - she's selling CDs and in high volume. Most concentrate on vinyl which is vastly more expensive. At least - and this is a real 'least' - those CDs she put up at the weekend were £7.99 each.
 
They are cheaper but I do find the multiple one or two alt track CD variants that she specialises in especially shameless... I guess it is the type of completist I am. A different cover or colour vinyl is what it is.
 
Come on let's face it Taylor is the queen of variants and always has been. Yes Brat had a lot of variants but it was no different than your average pop record and it's not like she always does it.
 
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They are cheaper but I do find the multiple one or two alt track CD variants that she specialises in especially shameless... I guess it is the type of completist I am. A different cover or colour vinyl is what it is.
Pisses me off too. I bought a 2LP of 'brat and it's the same...." because of the songs that weren't on the original physical because I really want to have all the songs. Then the remix album was announced and it turned out to be entirely unnecessary.

I blame Paul McCartney. No, I do. They met at the end of 2020 when she moved "evermore" so it didn't clash with "McCartney III"/ MCIII has 4 different CDs each with one demo on them. So THAT'S who gave her the idea!
 
I mean it’s all annoying at this point but I can guarantee if Madonna was doing this 20 years ago I would be crying and shaking and throwing up to get 84 versions of the same CD :D
 
Apparently EVIL Taylor’s grip on the vinyl market isn’t allowing for other vinyl releases. I wouldn’t be suspended if her and her EVIL banker parents bought stocks in vinyl manufacturers years ago.
 
There is not a single artist on Gods Greeneth Eartheth that I would buy 2 versions of the same vinyl for.

I’m just a MISERY !
 
I'm trying to remember if there were ever rules in the album chart in the UK for the number of variants or formats.
 
To be fair I can see people justifying that
I mean weren't Gaga tickets £475
So yeah that's 2 hours of your life that will bring you happiness vs lots of vinyl that you can parade on instagram to bring you happiness
You choose
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