Sorry, the old Jesus can't come to the phone right now.JESUS CHRIST

Another terrible Taylor lyric.Sorry, the old Jesus can't come to the phone right now.
Criticism is fine, but my point is that framing it within the 'Taylor Swift hates other women' context that seems to be pervasive in this thread is problematic.

The Fate of Ophelia - sorry mopsy this isn’t bad at all! I went in expecting something dreadfully boring but this is au contraire a very easy listen!
Have you compared these to the songs she's written about men at all?Could you not say it's sexist that Taylor Swift has written a bunch of songs framing other women as high school mean girls or, in the case of Charli xcx, comparing her to a dog?![]()
You could.Could you not say it's sexist that Taylor Swift has written a bunch of songs framing other women as high school mean girls or, in the case of Charli xcx, comparing her to a dog?![]()
Have you compared these to the songs she's written about men at all?
Of course, that world famous 'inner world of children' as epitomised by Ophelia's character in Hamlet.Taylor seems to be stuck in a high school mindset - there's plenty of evidence for this and it's hardly a surprise given that she's been famous ever since - so maybe it's also no surprise that her songs dissing other women also reduce them to mean girls. she's good at writing for young girl characters (see folklore) and sometimes it feels like she has a better understanding of the interior worlds of children than of adults. again, maybe not a surprise, but a bit sad.
And I'm HERE FOR IT ALL (also out now and it's actually better than The Life of a Showgirl)Basically, she hates EVERYONE![]()

referencing a character from Hamlet =/= being an emotionally mature adult woman in 2025 or being able to write as one. we know she has countless literary references to call on dear, they're all over her discography. but so what?Of course, that world famous 'inner world of children' as epitomised by Ophelia's character in Hamlet.
That wasn't my point. And yes I only used Ophelia because it's topical. My point was that she can and does manage to inhabit worlds that are not restricted to children.referencing a character from Hamlet =/= being an emotionally mature adult woman in 2025 or being able to write as one. we know she has countless literary references dear, they're all over her discography.
Taylor seems to be stuck in a high school mindset - there's plenty of evidence for this and it's hardly a surprise given that she's been famous ever since - so maybe it's also no surprise that her songs dissing other women also reduce them to mean girls. she's good at writing for young girl characters (see folklore) and sometimes it feels like she has a better understanding of the interior worlds of children than of adults. again, maybe not a surprise, but a bit sad.
It's all just all OH SO VERY BORING.She writes about her life and people in it, being ex-boyfriends, current boyfriends, records company execs, her mother, father, her friends and yes, other women peers (or men) that she does not necessarily agree with.
