The By-elections Thread: 2025-2029 edition

[Shoat]

As lovely as a bin getting 10k votes is

Clearly Clacton still needs to be SAWN OFF from Britain and cast off into the North Sea. Could we sell it to Sealand?

 

[Lucille]

Send the whole lot off to the MONGE FACTORY.

 

[Agneeta]

Clacton isn't entirely awful. I've never felt unsafe there, they're mostly just FAT. I mean REALLY BIG.

The constituency includes Frinton which is lovely and very middle class. Never needed gentrification, it was born that way.

Jaywick doesn't need extra commentary at this point in history.

The politics are obviously revolting, but it's hardly a one-off in this climate.

 

[Eddie]

It's just the astounding STUPIDITY more than anything else.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Eddie]