The OFFICIAL Victoria Beckham topic

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh Victoria. I know you want to legitimise your brand as anything but the Emperor's new clothes it truly is, but pandering to that weird cult is a new low of insincerity.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

Oh Victoria. I know you want to legitimise your brand as anything but the Emperor's new clothes it truly is, but pandering to that weird cult is a new low of insincerity.

hun you're not new to the Brand BECKHAM, but in case you are, then welcome! It's all about continuously stooping to new levels.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Her clothes are always so BORING.

That’s literally her BRAND!

 

[Pipo]

Her clothes are always so BORING.

Like a fellow pop star’s current hit, who’s also scored Top 10 singles and a Top 10 album puts it: “Bring your love, not hate.” spiteful c*nts!

 

[Jark]

having one of the most widely adored celebrities on the planet right now wear your clothes on SNL doesn't scream "new lows" to me she's collaborated with GAP, girls. as middle-American a brand as can be.

 

[K.C.]

What fashion brand endorsement does Mel C have?

 

[Pipo]

What fashion brand endorsement does Mel C have?

She's been an ADIDAS Lifetime ambassador/spokesperson, you ignorant slut

 

[Eddie]

Victoria Beckham strikes me as a 52 year old who still spells you're as your.

 

[Jark]

What fashion brand endorsement does Mel C have?

 

[Eddie]

"Myself and David...". No doubt she believes she is being frightfully posh.

 

[Joseph]

This family and their feet pics. Now all I see are Brooklyn’s feet on my twitter feed.

 

[Dark Carnival]

??

 

[Joseph]

Spoiler: 👣

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Pipo]

Have some (performative) DRY HUMOUR

 

[straightorbroken]

When she was listing all the things he done all I was hearing was this:

 

[Dark Carnival]

Have some (performative) DRY HUMOUR

 

[jyxz]

Snatcherally

 

[Eddie]

Hilarious.



With a side of dry ice.

 

[Finn]

I've not seen her in motion for a while so this might be old news, but those rubbery lips are not it

 

[Ellie]

Was she trying to put on a different accent there?

 

[supermassive]

This feels very inappropriate

 

[Finn]

Gay best friend

 

[straightorbroken]

Join my cult!

Promote my brand!

Gosh, whatever could be going through their heads.

 

[jyxz]

Who is the bleached boy? Is it a baby Beckham? A Cruise ‘friend’?

 

[Halli]

its her face after the hand kiss for me

 

[Jark]

This feels very inappropriate

very reasonable!

 

[Shoat]

And I've no doubt that reasonable man would have had the same equal view on a wife being betrayed by their husband cheating with their PA.

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

Dying to know if he'll inherit his mother's acting gift or his father's incredible onscreen charisma.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Jark]

GAY? TENNIS? THE HOT BECKHAM?

ok. I'm seated.

 

[Halli]

Geru AGOG. She's the acting dynasty in terms of everything spice related.

 

[Pipo]

Dying to know if he'll inherit his mother's acting gift or his father's incredible onscreen charisma.

Fingers crossed he got his mum’s deep, sultry mezzo-soprano voice and not David’s unmistakable "Minnie Mouse after a helium balloon" vocal range.

 

[GNL]

When NEPO BABY and QUEERBAITING discourse collides and kills thousands of Letterboxd users.

 

[K.C.]

 

[Joseph]

Cruz has his toes out again

 

[Eddie]

He's definitely his mother's son in terms of the (lack of) charisma.