The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The only woman of colour on the show quitting midway through the season isn't sounding...great to me

 

[Iguana]

Midway or towards the end?

 

[Iguana]

Exposed to COVID?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Exposed to COVID?

Exposed to Jackie's psychic readings

 

[K.C.]

Melbourne was supposed to be the ONE non-racist city

 

[jivafox]

After Sally’s RACIST shenanigans last season?

 

[K.C.]

Gina too.

 

[jivafox]

Gina was the victim FACKING QUEEN.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The podcast with Janet is WELL WORTH a listen. It seems the "being exposed" refers to the new girls faking their persona's for the show - career/houses/cars etc. She hints that Anjali is POOR or as she puts it "can't keep up".
She ALSO reveals that she's knew one of the new girls (Anjali?) 10 years ago, and it comes out on screen, so there is perhaps a bit more background to relationships than we realised.

https://player.fm/series/unpopular-...bournes-janet-roach-unfiltered-and-uncensored

Janet comes in from 27 mins. She reveals really QUITE A LOT about production from series 1 to now that's really interesting if you're a show fan.
She talks quite a lot about Lydia and Gina, and seems to think Lydia is very likely to return for season 6 if commissioned, but Gina is clearly completely done with the show now.

The host doesn't say much either, so it's essentially an elongated Janet monologue /

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh and WARNING she also compares season 1 as being like "Afghanistan vs The Taliban" which is very Janet, and probably could have been worded A LOT better /

 

[K.C.]

I love how she's just ASSUMED the role of unofficial spokeswoman for the show lol

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This podcast is AMAZING! Janet just does not give a shit.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'd go as far to say the podcast is basically CANON for the show, it's more entertaining than the first half of season 4 Maybe we should refer to it as THE PODCAST

I'm sure Janet knows there's no way they'll be able to do a season 6 without her, and there's no guarantee they'll get a season 6 commissioned anyway - so she really has NOTHING TO LOSE!

 

[Lucille]

Loving the podcast, Janet is just SO MUCH FUN!

 

[jivafox]

Janet going IN on Sally after saying how much she likes her

“She’s a bit WASPISH.”

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I love how she frequently says "I think she's a GREAT GIRL..." then proceeds to completely lay into whoever it is she's talking about (including several of her so-called FRIENDS!)

 

[Lucille]

Janet referencing her financial hardship, ‘I was living in this TINY COTTAGE, yes it was on 10 ACRES and OVERLOOKED THE BAY…’.

 

[Lucille]

I love gardening, WITH A GLASS OF WINE.

 

[jivafox]

I love that she was cast for Housewives whilst hungover searching for her car the morning after

 

[Lucille]

Literally STUMBLED onto the show

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Janet cackling with glee when she reveals the good people of Australia EGGED Lydia and Andrea when spotted walking around TOORAK

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

"She just so happened to take offence to "dumb fat bitch", I mean - why would you?"

"Lydia could never just say sorry, she's too stupid"

"I always said to Lydia, you're the most beautiful one Lydia, it's such a shame you don't have a brain"

 

[Lucille]

Just re-watching season 2 and why has the ultimate DARK ENERGY MANUELA not been cast as a full time housewife?!?

 

[Lucille]

I think RETROSPECTIVELY Janet should be re-designated as a GOD TIER housewife by @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA and his definitive ranking.

 

[K.C.]

Just re-watching season 2 and why has the ultimate DARK ENERGY MANUELA not been cast as a full time housewife?!?

I've been saying that THE WHOLE TIME. The vile bitch was MADE for the show.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

EARLIER than expected girls



MY LIFE if that mismatched HELL is the intro looks though /

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Just re-watching season 2 and why has the ultimate DARK ENERGY MANUELA not been cast as a full time housewife?!?

I think Manuela was TOO VILE to be a full-time Housewife, which is probably why she didn't appear again
She seemed more suited for the hellish bowels of SYDNEY!

 

[jivafox]

Ms ROACH looking STUNNING

 

[K.C.]

That's a really CHEAP poster

And the one in orange thinks she's the shit! lol

 

[Phoenix]

Did they always have a streetcar in the logo? How odd

 

[Apoca]

Yes, the streetcar was always in there. But dear God, give the intern some Adobe / PS tutorials.

 

[jivafox]

I wonder what deal with the devil that disgusting angel made to secure centre spot!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Janet barely mentioned SHINE SHINE SHINE in the illustrious and infamous PODCAST I wonder whether a FEUD is on the cards for season 5..?

I'd would be QUITE INTO Janet eviscerating Jackie tbh, and such a feud would mean Lydia's WICKED WHISPERS of season 4 would all come true

 

[Apoca]

I wonder what deal with the devil that disgusting angel made to secure centre spot!

She's offering the devil one of her newborns, bien sur.

(the one that doesn't look like Johnny Depp)

 

[jivafox]

 

[COB]

Awful song but everything else looks good!

 

[Iguana]

I thought the song was perfect All looks exciting

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I need a proper Jackie takedown ugh

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This cannot come quickly enough.

 

[Suomi]

SCREAM