The Real Housewives of Melbourne

[Apoca]

LET THEM SPOCK!

 

[K.C.]

STOP THE FUCK!

 

[Iguana]

MOOPY DEALS IN FACTS, NOT F(R)ICTION.

 

[Apoca]

The way that we have been starved of more gold standard Melbourne seasons...

 

[Tisch]

Jackie's had another baby.... That she PREDICTED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I don't think I've ever got clucky in my life, Jackie

 

[Tisch]

I don't think I've ever got clucky in my life, Jackie

#xojackie #transformU #mindsetcoach

 

[K.C.]

 

[jivafox]

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh no Janet

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Don't you know who your fanbase is!?

 

[Music]

I think her account was maybe hacked (or that’s wishful thinking )

 

[K.C.]

I mean she what posted this. So it's definitely no accident

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well a bot would say that.



I'm 50/50 on wether I think she's been hacked or not.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Actually, I'm going to say 75% sure she's been hacked.

This is the last time it seems she tweeted properly



Then two years later it becomes only the low effort engagement farmed posts, which STINKS of bottery.

She's almost certainly got terrible politics, but I don't think it would manifest like this.

 

[Lucille]

Janet strikes me as the kind of woman who would say “GAY MEN LOVE ME”.

 

[Lucille]

AND WE DO.

 

[Tisch]

Screaming imagining Janet saying this

 

[K.C.]

Hacked by Gamble.

 

[Tisch]

Janet taking some time away from lauding Trump and Musk on twitter to have drinkies with the girls x

 

[K.C.]

Gina and Jackie are now FRIENDS? But what about Gina's demon grandmother? What about Jackie's dilated pupils?!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[straightorbroken]

Never seen a Sydney, but can't wait for more Gina

 

[K.C.]

Hoooly shit.

Would Gina even bother though? I reckon her and Krissy would get along well. Although Janet and Jackie alone would cause a fine ruckus.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

And I just cancelled my hayu subscription as well

 

[Lucille]

This is prestige television, it should be on Apple TV.

 

[Tisch]

It'll just be the ones who are always fucking there, Gamble, Jackie, Janet, Krissy Marsh and Captain Eyebrows, but MAYBE they could tempt back Lydia?

Is there room to extend it Auckland I wonder, because PLEASE.

Spoiler

 

[K.C.]

BETTER YET

 

[straightorbroken]

Hoooly shit.

Would Gina even bother though? I reckon her and Krissy would get along well. Although Janet and Jackie alone would cause a fine ruckus.

Oh no, I just assumed that was an official post above. Well, I'll start Sydney before jumping into this and make my mind up. Gina really needs a TV gig, not having her on screen is a hate crime.

 

[K.C.]

If they cast Gamble then she must absolutely be accompanied by TEMPEST. Not up for debate.

 

[jivafox]

The mere thought of the wickedness of Lisa Oldfield, Athena X, Janet and Gina in the same room is making me dizzy.

 

[K.C.]

Athena X and Jackie would naturally become besties and be absolutely intolerable.

 

[Apoca]

 

[Tisch]

REBOOTED and RETURNING but with just Gina

Only One OG Real Housewife Of Melbourne Is Returning For The 2027 Reboot

The Real Housewives of Melbourne is returning after almost five years off air, but the franchise has undergone a dramatic transformation.

www.pedestrian.tv

I'm sure Janet and Lydia can be tempted, they don't exactly strike me as FUSSY.

 

[AlgoAlex]

REBOOTED and RETURNING but with just Gina

Only One OG Real Housewife Of Melbourne Is Returning For The 2027 Reboot

The Real Housewives of Melbourne is returning after almost five years off air, but the franchise has undergone a dramatic transformation.

www.pedestrian.tv

I'm sure Janet and Lydia can be tempted, they don't exactly strike me as FUSSY.

Is Gamble too CLASSY for this now ?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Iguana]

Why don't they call it Just Gina.

I'll keep an open mind but they better not RHONY it.

 

[jivafox]

Janet and Gina are the two poles required for this franchise to spin on its axis.

 

[K.C.]

Are we never getting Andrea again? I need to know the latest on her tennis court.

 

[Lucille]

I’m asking you a question you DUMB, FAT, BITCH.