The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[AGinAg (37)]

PENPEN has bigger tits than Boris.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

HEAVENS NO

But he's so.... slim?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Really the only nice thing I have to say about any of these dog eggs.

 

[lolly]

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

A straight friend of mine has confessed that he thinks that L. Truss is “nicely made” which basically means GENEROUS AND TASTY RACK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

A straight friend of mine has confessed that he thinks that L. Truss is “nicely made” which basically means GENEROUS AND TASTY RACK

It's a shame we have no 'vomit' emoji on Mopsty

 

[Cerro de Casa]

.

 

[RS]

Why is Raab out of the picture? He was at least hot (in a pervy fantasy way)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Why is Raab out of the picture? He was at least hot (in a pervy fantasy way)

He is the hottest my buss quivers
He is BACKING Rishi

I would pay good money for DOM Raab fucking Rishi porn
(While Rishi's donkey dick is dangling - we all know the hung queens are bottoms hence my BDE post @lolly )
Sorry not sorry

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

It's a shame we have no 'vomit' emoji on Mopsty

Says he who’s not entirely averse to posting bumhole-akimbo “RUIN ME NOW [NAME OF TORY MP]” proclamations!

I mean REALLY!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Says he who’s not entirely averse to posting bumhole-akimbo “RUIN ME NOW [NAME OF TORY MP]” proclamations!

I mean REALLY!

You want it?
PM me now

I shaved today

 

[Slave]

It offers me a shimmer of pleasure during this utter shitshow that even if Boris Johnson doesn't put himself in the race (HA!), the fact that he's in contemplation and didn't immediately rule himself out is already consolidating the damage to the party.

The momentum seems to be with Rishi Sunak; so, far from choosing a unity candidate (which is what they were SUPPOSED to do), there's already a tug of war occurring. If Boris Johnson ends up winning, he can surround himself with sycophants as he always has done, but his position this time seems like it would be far weaker when it comes to the same blind tolerance of his antics.

 

[big ron]

Suedy is IN SEASON tonight

 

[Cerro de Casa]

(Seriously though - I did shave today!)

 

[COB]

I still find it incredible that there's apparently NOBODY ELSE they could try as leader, it's just the same old shit on a LOOP.

 

[lolly]

 

[lolly]

 

[funky]

Suedy is IN SEASON tonight

 

[Jark]

PENPEN as much as I hate to admit would probably be a great shag; she just looks it.

!

her hair is perpetually giving post-shag.

 

[ButterTart]

Sunak has BDE (sorry not sorry)
BoJo is micro (irrespective of BMI) and we all know it
PENPEN as much as I hate to admit would probably be a great shag; she just looks it.

Yes, I've had 3 skinny girl margaritas (if you know you know).

A lot of the people I was out with tonight wanted Penny to win purely because they wouldn’t mind a go on her. I said I didn’t find her attractive because she has a Supernanny energy, but that made me suddenly understand the appeal.

 

[Sheena]

Why is Raab out of the picture? He was at least hot (in a pervy fantasy way)

WE
ALL
THOUGHT
IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Diddy]

Sunak has BDE (sorry not sorry)

Isn’t it just a regular dick on his teeny tiny body?

 

[Rita]

 

[Jark]

Sunak 129
Johnson 58
Mordaunt 24

he won't make it

 

[RS]

How come it’s changing so fast?

 

[Rita]

Johnson has reached 100 backers

FUCK ME

Sunak 129
Johnson 58
Mordaunt 24

he won't make it

???

 

[Madison]

???

Suedey made the mistake of trusting that the Johnson campaign was telling the truth.

 

[Diddy]

How come it’s changing so fast?

It’s not really, just some of the numbers aren’t real

 

[Slave]

Guido Fawkes has Boris Johnson on 74, although they estimate he has a higher proportion of anonymous support from members who are required to remain neutral throughout the process.

 

[VoR]

If it isn’t already over, I could certainly see this turning a few heads…

 

[Shoat]

34% of the idiot UK public to be flown to Rwanda STAT

 

[Penelope]

That Boris figure wouldn't last.

 

[big ron]

The right wing press are changing their tune on him now

 

[octophone]

The right wing press need a Tory government. Johnson has long since served his purpose for them, getting Brexit through. Since then, he's been a disaster. They were keen to keep him in the summer because they knew the options were so limited but they also know that his return would finish the Tories. He's a used condom and the thought of putting him on again is disgusting

 

[VoR]

This is like getting fired during your probation and trying to organise leaving drinks for yourself. Just slink away quietly!

 

[lolly]

Chequers? Boris did hand over the keys, then?

 

[octophone]

Chequers? Boris did hand over the keys, then?

Probably had an extra set cut at Timpsons.

 

[lolly]

 

[Madison]

Did she ever move little Frances and Liberty (!) into 10 Downing Street?