The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[Peekaboo]

Croydon South as well!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK EW

 

[jivafox]

He’s like if you created a Tory in a lab.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Croydon South as well!

This must have passed me by. Croydon South is fucking Tory! Da fuk.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's giving me the Lib Dem from The Thick of It, but less pleasing on the eye.

 

[jivafox]

 

[Mike(y) W]

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Is that an actual fang I can see?!?

 

[big ron]

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He looks like a fucking SERIAL KILLER

 

[Mike(y) W]

He looks like a fucking SERIAL KILLER

I can't wait for the Bailey Sarian episode on him...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[octophone]

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Ah, Mr Bateman, we've been expecting you.

 

[Pingu]

This must have passed me by. Croydon South is fucking Tory! Da fuk.

Very reliably so, since the seat was created. It's basically suburbia, not actually Croydon town.

Croydon North is safe Labour, Croydon Central tends to switch back and forth.

 

[VoR]

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There’s plenty to hate about Priti without resorting to body shaming, but why on earth does she always seem to wear those BOXY ASS DRESSES that do absolutely nothing for her figure?!

 

[lolly]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's the first PMQs and her delivery is exactly as you'd expect, and it's very difficult to sit through.

 

[ButterTart]

It's the first PMQs and her delivery is exactly as you'd expect, and it's very difficult to sit through.

I can’t watch at the minute but I’m reliably informed that Starmer is politely demolishing her?

 

[Madison]

She seems to be doing fine to me. Better than her predecessor.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Yeah, not a disaster for her at all. Just interminably dull.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Queen Of Pork!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She seems to be doing fine to me. Better than her predecessor.

Which is worrying because as we all know Murdoch's machinery will spin this into a victorious PMQ.

 

[funky]

Wasn’t really watching but I caught the bit where someone mentioned the report on child poverty needing a “total reset” and a Labour MP asked her if she would remain committed to that in a lengthy question and she just stood up and facetiously said “yes” and the Tories all burst out laughing

How nice to make a joke about child poverty.

 

[Madison]

I don’t think it was meant as a joke. The Labour MP very pointedly asked for a yes or no answer, on a question about publishing an official response by a deadline, and she said ‘yes’.

 

[funky]

I don’t think it was meant as a joke. The Labour MP very pointedly asked for a yes or no answer, on a question about publishing an official response by a deadline, and she said ‘yes’.

She stood up and sat down quickly and everyone laughed. It felt inappropriate.

 

[Penelope]

ghastly bloater Tiz Coffey in at health!!!!!!!!!!! (and deputy pm)

i
can't
even

You are Donna Winter and I claim my five pounds!!!

 

[Penelope]

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For my sins, I actually QUITE LIKE HER (by Tory standards)

 

[Penelope]

GENUINELY TERRIFYING

Genuinely AGOG at such a thick appointment

 

[Penelope]

This must have passed me by. Croydon South is fucking Tory! Da fuk.

Always has been. It's much more basically Surrey than actual Croydon

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Always has been. It's much more basically Surrey than actual Croydon

I know the area and that makes absolute sense.

 

[Kate]

Does that include PURLEY? Lolz I have a date with someone tomorrow who lives there

IT'S NOT HIM

 

[Penelope]

Does that include PURLEY? Lolz I have a date with someone tomorrow who lives there

IT'S NOT HIM

It DOES

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if Kate's date will turn out to be a Purley King. Or Queen.

 

[VoR]

Maybe it’s PURLEY SPENCER

 

[cwej]

She's a complete cunt but this moment is actually oddly human for a Tory.

 

[Bypass]

First poll with Truss officially at the helm:

Westminster Voting Intention:
LAB: 44% (+1)
CON: 29% (+1)
LDM: 10% (-1)
GRN: 7% (+1)
REF: 3% (=)

via @YouGov, 6-7 Sep (Changes with 1 Sep)

 

[Indie]

Fracking allowed again!
More oil production in the North Sea!
Green Levies scrapped!
£100bn borrowing to pay for price caps!

Fuck you Truss. Bring back Boris.

 

[octophone]

Fracking allowed again!
More oil production in the North Sea!
Green Levies scrapped!
£100bn borrowing to pay for price caps!

Fuck you Truss. Bring back Boris.

Fucking horrific and totally inevitable.

 

[octophone]

£100 billion for price caps! We could renationalise for about 4bn!

 

[Christian]

Something's up in the House of Commons. Notes being passed and everyone looking grim faced...

 

[GNL]

Fracking allowed again!

Awful! The NIMBYs will not be having it and for once they're RIGHT.

 

[GNL]

Mark yourself as safe please Gordon Brown