The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

[jivafox]

He grew stubble

 

[Soldi]

Labour lead grows = Owen Jones’ facial hair grows

 

[Soldi]

 

[Ellie]

 

[Beverley]

apparently he's been sacked

 

[ManicKangaroo]

She's announced a press conference for later today.

 

[VoR]

Kwasi SACKED and complete rather than partial U-turn on corporation tax.

DELICIOUS

 

[Indie]

Absolute scapegoating and it won't work. The shit has stuck, you won't get rid of the smell.

 

[Jark]

There's still one undecided non-voter!

"I thought we didn't like people interrupting each other, Paula..."

!

 

[dmlaw]

It's disappointing the Kwarteng won't be the shortest serving Chancellor of the Exchequer thanks to the death of Iain Macleod in 1970.

Macleod suffered a pelvic diverticulum 17 days after taking office, spent the next 11 days in hospital before being discharged and suffering a heart attack almost immediately. Still a more successful tenure than Kwarteng, or course.

 

[Diddy]

So she’s fucked him this time?

 

[VoR]

JEREMY HUNT tipped to replace

 

[octophone]

Fucking hell, this is wild. The Bank Of England must have laid it down - "get rid of this prick NOW or you'll be overseeing 2008 pt 2."

 

[dmlaw]

#lettucequeen

I look forward to the Lib Dems starting to refer to her as Agent Truss.

 

[Jark]

JEREMY HUNT tipped to replace

IF he accepts. and why would anybody in the dying days of this government which is u-turning on cutting taxes even as Truss says she still wants to cut taxes?

 

[big ron]

The most amazing thing is no one is going to step in and do a better job. I'm torn between wanting a GE now and wanting to watch them BURN.

 

[Apoca]

Ive got a mate and we just share daydreams of an absolute wipeout constantly at the minute. Dreamy

 

[Lucille]

A SECOND CHANCELLOR HAS REPORTEDLY STRUCK LIZ TRUSS’ GOVERNMENT.

 

[Iguana]

Boris Johnson new Chancellor

 

[Iguana]

Can you IMAGINE

 

[Madison]

 

[lolly]

 

[dmlaw]

Truss to Kwarteng: You’re fired. Now how about a fuck in the stationary cupboard before I go to my press conference.

 

[big ron]

Truss to Kwarteng: You’re fired. Now how about a fuck in the stationary cupboard before I go to my press conference.

Tag yourself. I’m the tepid dribble of spunk running down Truss’ leg as she grimaces at the assembled crowd of journalists.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[VoR]

"You have asked me to stand aside as your Chancellor. I have accepted."

 

[Soldi]

Can you IMAGINE

I really don’t think it’s beyond the REALMS of possibility at this point

 

[Lucille]

Boris is enjoying this spectacle currently on holiday in the Carribean.

 

[VoR]

Liz going RED WEDDING

 

[win_the_game]

This is lovely news for a Friday but does she really think that pinning everything on him is going to help her?

She campaigned for the leadership on these economic policies, and appointed Kwarteng to enact them. She is deluded if she thinks she can separate herself from this mess.

 

[COB]

Liz going RED WEDDING

Liz should know it'll take more than that to make her WATER RUN CLEAR

 

[VoR]

 

[Pingu]

It's the Have I Got News For You producers I feel sorry for.

 

[octophone]

Absolute scapegoating and it won't work. The shit has stuck, you won't get rid of the smell.

As has been pointed out recently, you can wash yr pants but you can't unshit yourself.

 

[octophone]

It's the Have I Got News For You producers I feel sorry for.

Why? They've got a job next year, unlike the Mock The Week producers

 

[octophone]

Boris is enjoying this spectacle currently on holiday in the Carribean.

Hopefully, the erection will be too much for him and he'll die of a cock haemorrhage.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

What an utter shit show

 

[jivafox]

!

 

[Apoca]

What an utter shit show

Maybe it was written when they had another "2 Become 1" moment.

 

[ILL ADVISED]