New Grindr profile namemake me GAG tonight

Of course the fucking freak likes BOUNTIES.
What an evil evil chocolate bar.
PISHY RISHI?Change the fucking title of this thread.
Dark Chocolate Bounties are the TITS.Even worse, they're the DARK CHOCOLATE ones
(I am a normal Bounty fan though)

At the risk of the universe imploding, I have to AGREE with @ButterTart on this one.![]()
Squishy RishiPISHY RISHI?
Dark Chocolate Bounties are the TITS.
At the risk of the universe imploding, I have to AGREE with @ButterTart on this one.![]()
Not nice to say it but the three of you are sick in the headI do like a dark chocolate bounty. Am I right wing now?

No, Curly Wurly apologists are the real villains.Not nice to say it but the three of you are sick in the head![]()
Not nice to say it but the three of you are sick in the head![]()
AND I'm pretty sure an HONORARY DOCTORATE does not entitle one to use the title Dr!She should have sat there and ate her war crime blood diamonds.


Of course a CABANA used to be where it was at. Like a Bounty but with CHERRIES![]()
SUMPTUOUS!VILE!
Not here for a nourishing slice of tender coconut ice, then?Desiccated coconut is EVIL EVIL EVIL.

No, it’s the TUG-sponsored COCONUT SHACKHang on, this is the NEW PM thread?
Bloody naproxen.

Did we ever establish how tall DC is? I heard FOUR FOOTHe's so petite. Teeny weeny little man like @Dark Carnival


I would like you on a long black leashI hear short men are good f--ks though![]()



There’ll be perverts saying they don’t like MARZIPAN next
5’6” is my ideal height in a gentleman although shorter is even better as you can easily swing them round the roomI hear short men are good f--ks though![]()
