The United Kingdom: The RISHI RICH Sunak ERA

[Penelope]

I mean OMG what a SUCCULENT, LUXURIOUS and SUMPTUOUS coconut crumb!

 

[Penelope]

Not nice to say it but we'll obviously just have to have @Suedey and @Soldi ELECTROCUTED FOR THEIR OWN SAKES

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

A dark chocolate Bounty is obviously SUPERB

Some people just aren't sophisticated and continental like what we are

 

[Penelope]

Some people just aren't sophisticated and continental like what we are

Single boob out at the dinner table and a Vogue after breakfast

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Single boob out at the dinner table and a Vogue after breakfast

Well THIS IS IT!

 

[RS]

I mean OMG what a SUCCULENT, LUXURIOUS and SUMPTUOUS coconut crumb!

Enough of this exotifying of the new Prime Minister!

 

[Penelope]

Enough of this exotifying of the new Prime Minister!

Oh RS not RACISM again

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Single boob out at the dinner table and a Vogue after breakfast

Say VOGUE to some people and they start barking on about some song by THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN! Simply NO SAVOIR-VIVRE!

 

[GNL]

Oh Rishi, not resigning already.

 

[Penelope]

Say VOGUE to some people and they start barking on about some song by THAT HORRIBLE WOMAN! Simply NO SAVOIR-VIVRE!

I LIKE that HORRIBLE WOMAN!

Just because SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I LIKE that HORRIBLE WOMAN!

Just because SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME

Can't stand you after The Incident, I'm told. Whacking a single boob out at the dinner table at Le Gavroche apparently put everyone off their flan

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh Rishi, not resigning already.

He's so teeny tiny that he fell down the plughole at Number 10

 

[rhythmbandit]

The lectern is OUT. Unfortunately Hot Lectern Guy wasn't.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I think I don’t like him. I mean I wasn’t expecting or wanting to like him so it’s not that disappointing

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Whoever was going on about his having BDE (I know exactly who it was but I’m sparing blushes) was obviously thinking about someone else at the time

 

[Madison]

 

[octophone]

Whoever was going on about his having BDE (I know exactly who it was but I’m sparing blushes) was obviously thinking about someone else at the time

I reckon he has quite a long, thin knob. But quite a big helmet. Looks like a conker on a string. Very few pubes, just a dusting at the base, 7 or 8 maximum.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Tory with BDE is Graham Brady.

Absolutely fucking massive, I guarantee it.

 

[octophone]

The Tory with BDE is Graham Brady.

Absolutely fucking massive, I guarantee it.

Oh aye. He could do you proper damage.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Awkwardly waving at the door was the highlight of that speech.

 

[Madison]

It seemed like a good speech to me (policies aside). At least compared to his two predecessors. Let’s see who he appoints to Cabinet and see if he is serious about having a competent government.

 

[octophone]

Given that Sunak didn't need the ERG, I'm hoping for a minimum of the swivel-eyed wing of the party.

 

[VoR]

He was almost certainly going to get fired anyway, but still - bring on the mess!

 

[Lucille]

GOOD!

 

[Madison]

A good sign.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He was almost certainly going to get fired anyway, but still - bring on the mess!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I suppose the question is whether this will trigger an avalanche of resignations. Unlikely.
He's such an odious poor man's Farage.

 

[HalamaK]

Changed his mind quickly

Jacob Rees-Mogg: Why I no longer believe Rishi Sunak is a socialist

The Business Secretary said he would now be willing to serve in the new prime minister's cabinet in the name of Tory unity

www.telegraph.co.uk

 

[HalamaK]

First Rishi Sunak Exit Odds

25 Oct. 2022
2022: 30
2023: 4
2024: 4/3
2025/later: 1

 

[Jocasta Clun]

NOOOOOOOOO

 

[ButterTart]

NOOOOOOOOO

Fuck that.

 

[jivafox]

Well that lasted long.

Here comes the fucking CIRCUS AGAIN

 

[cwej]

He managed to drop his instant popularity pretty quickly as chancellor. Plus he's super rich, which won't work as an election winner.

And BROWN let’s not forget.

 

[cwej]

Who on earth uses “good” to describe someone when asked? Not very inventive, is it?

Also at “posh”

It’s probably an adverb in that context: ‘good speaker’ ‘good liar’ etc. I’m aware it says in ‘one word’ but guaranteed some people didn’t respond in one word because people are stupid.

 

[Jocasta Clun]

WENDY MOTEN DEAD

 

[cwej]

I do love Bounty too

But the blue one surely?

 

[HalamaK]

WENDY MOTEN DEAD

What?

 

[Jocasta Clun]

 

[cwej]

Sorry my messages in here were a day or two out of date. Just catching up loves.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

NOOOOOOOOO

Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE