The United Kingdom: The RISHI RICH Sunak ERA

[The Unholy Ghost]

What a shower of absolute fucking cunts. The country is demanding change and Sunak gives us the same old shit.

Honey bunny it’s EXACTLY THE SAME PARTY. What were you expecting? Best to settle the mind down with a Brandy Alexander and a box of tasty tarts

 

[PercyPig]

They need to get the thickos on board with a brown PM by making the rest of cabinet fucking awful.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

• CUNTS​

 

[ButterTart]

Honey bunny it’s EXACTLY THE SAME PARTY. What were you expecting? Best to settle the mind down with a Brandy Alexander and a box of tasty tarts

Oh I didn’t expect any better from this lot, but it would have been nice if they’d at least given it a go.

 

[Madison]

Another turd re-joins the government:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Madison]

And another turd returns:

 

[Cerro de Casa]

FUCKS SAKE!!!!

 

[GNL]

And another turd returns:

Unflushable.

 

[VoR]

 

[Soldi]

 

[Madison]

 

[VoR]

 

[lolly]

 

[AlgoAlex]

Closing my eyes I'd swear it was a Sooz Kempner parody !

 

[lolly]

Although



Perhaps there's one for posting inaccurate tweets as well

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Thanks for the clarification Jane!

 

[Soldi]

But it just seemed so real! Next you’ll be telling me Hyacinth Bucket isn’t in the government!

 

[RS]

We need to do Moopy versions of these, with cropped heads and all.

 

[Tisch]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Hatt.

 

[Madison]

PMQs time

Fingers crossed for a car crash. Presumably Braverman will feature prominently.

 

[Soldi]

We need to do Moopy versions of these, with cropped heads and all.

RaspberrySwirl - Secretary of State for Fisting

 

[Madison]

He’s utterly pathetic. This isn’t Keir Starmer Qs.

 

[RS]

RaspberrySwirl - Secretary of State for Fisting

Well, that’s an area I don’t have enough experience in, which I guess makes me the perfect person for it.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Terrible. Didn’t answer anything. Same old, same old

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Well, that’s an area I don’t have enough experience in, which I guess makes me the perfect person for it.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Penny looks very irritable on the front bench

 

[Penelope]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

More accurately. She did a runner

 

[ButterTart]

Well, this government wasted no time turning into a Little Britain sketch.

 

[big ron]

They're fucked, and its lovely.

 

[HalamaK]

 

[VoR]

Fracking DEAD



Great news and it was a no-brainer really. It was unworkable, hugely unpopular and would have disproportionately pissed off residents in Tory stronghold seats.

 

[VoR]

Lest we forget, the only thing that Liz Truss accomplished by trying to revive Fracking was giving Ed Miliband the open goal that ultimately brought down her government.

 

[VoR]

Starmer’s writers are on top form at the moment…

 

[Soldi]

Fracking DEAD



Great news and it was a no-brainer really. It was unworkable, hugely unpopular and would have disproportionately pissed off residents in Tory stronghold seats.

There’s still Tory stronghold seats??

 

[Diddy]

More accurately. She did a runner

Have they checked under the desk?

Or the belfry?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

LGBT football fans told to be respectful at Qatar World Cup

Labour called Foreign Secretary James Cleverly's remarks about the World Cup"shockingly tone-deaf".

www.bbc.co.uk