Thursday’s sleigh crashes in the Bermuda Triangle

[Nancy]

I put it in the wrong thread, but check out NANCY’S DISCO for the latest SCANDALOUS BIRDS OF A FEATHER NEWS

 

[Star]

We've left a bottle of Corona out for him along with a carrot and mince pie

 

[Soldi]

We've left a bottle of Corona out for him along with a carrot and mince pie

Is it a toppy carrot

 

[vespertine]

Turkey in the oven, just excused myself for a Christmas Eve wank. Joyeux Noël everyone.

 

[Nancy]

JOYEUX NOEL EDMONDS

 

[Lucille]

I’M IN BED as MUM wouldn’t let me and DAD open a 4th bottle of wine.

 

[Lucille]

I mean, he is driving in the morning but I’M NOT.

 

[Lucille]

Omg I completely forgot it was Christmas tomorrow.

 

[Soldi]

Omg I completely forgot it was Christmas tomorrow.

Oh lucy

 

[Star]

Omg I completely forgot it was Christmas tomorrow.

You all need to get to bed so Santa can come. Remember he knows when you are sleeping.

 

[octophone]

Omg I completely forgot it was Christmas tomorrow.

Hun.

 

[octophone]

You all need to get to bed so Santa can come. Remember he knows when you are sleeping.

Yeah but he's not going to hit the UK until about 1am so there's plenty of time for OCTY'S MIDNIGHT MASS(ACRE).

 

[vespertine]

Me: How about Home Alone
Aunt: How about an episode of Chernobyl

 

[Beverley]

Me: How about Home Alone
Aunt: How about an episode of Chernobyl

Your aunt sounds like my kind of woman. I love Chernobyl.

 

[Nancy]

I love Chernobyl.

Me too. Parachute is such a good song.

 

[Tisch]

Lads, he's over SWITZERLAND. He'll be here ANY MINUTE

He's not coming in MY house! How come I can't see my mum but Santa can go round mixing with all the bubbles he sees fit? Discusting. Broken Britain. IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Anus pig dog cat.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Drunk a lot of gin huns!

Salutations!

 

[RJN]

Nobody panic, Santa got his vaccine

'Santa Claus is good to go': Fauci tells Elmo he vaccinated St. Nick
https://www.9news.com/article/life/...nick/507-4ed352e9-22d3-4a6d-b2f6-d3fae064946d

 

[Nancy]

Drunk a lot of gin huns!

Salutations!

FELICITATIONS!

 

[ButterTart]

Anus pig dog cat.

And together we are... All Saints.

 

[Soldi]

Feliz Navidad @Alla

 

[Jark]

Me too. Parachute is such a good song.

I want to FRAME THIS EXTREMELY ICONIC POST. GOOPED!

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Nobody panic, Santa got his vaccine

'Santa Claus is good to go': Fauci tells Elmo he vaccinated St. Nick
https://www.9news.com/article/life/...nick/507-4ed352e9-22d3-4a6d-b2f6-d3fae064946d

But did he get the BOOSTER as well???

 

[RJN]

But did he get the BOOSTER as well???

No He's a superspreader

 

[Nancy]

JAGERBOMB ANYONE?

 

[Soldi]

JAGERBOMB ANYONE?

On the RUM hen after GIN earlier

 

[Nancy]

WHERE’S MY LINDA ROBSON THREAD GONE?

 

[Nancy]

Does anyone mind if I invite a friend here?

 

[Soldi]

Does anyone mind if I invite a friend here?

J-San?

 

[Nancy]

J-San?

NO HE’S FRLM NORFOLK

 

[Soldi]

Has Norfolk friend joined yet Nance

 

[Kate]

Tell him I used to live in DISS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Stoned as well now. Two wasted days in a row. GOOD!