ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
Morning! Up at this UNGODLY hour to do my bit for democracy.
Eurovision?Morning! Up at this UNGODLY hour to do my bit for democracy.
Nothing that important.Eurovision?
I voted weeks ago so I’m in bed![]()

ANOTHER ASFM!What are you all voting for?
Gwen Stefani for police and crime commissionerWhatcha voting whatcha voting whatcha voting whatcha voting whatcha voting fooooooor?
HOPEWhat are you all voting for?
Doorstep him immediately.I didn’t even realise my neighbour was standing. I did vote for him however.
ANOTHER ASFM!
It's surely the least intriguing introduction to the political process of all time. It's the only vote I've ever missed.It's very hard to find the enthusiasm to go and vote just for my Police (and Fire) and Crime Commissioner
Especially given the winner is guaranteed.

Oh it’s shite. We’re lucky it’s combined with the county elections this time because we normally get less than 100 people turning out for it on its own.It's surely the least intriguing introduction to the political process of all time. It's the only vote I've ever missed.
Oh no! I presume you'll have it fixed lunchtime.My bathroom has leaked into the dining room overnight, all over work monitor and my laptop was sat in a puddle of water. It came through the lights too. Irony is Mr F keeping the new lawnmower in there as the shed leaks, it got wetter than it would have done in the shed. FML![]()
I am! Not a presiding officer because I can’t drive, also because that level of responsibility is well beyond me.Oh wait BT are you a poll clerk?
Oh love. The good news is they're all far away!I'm mortified. I had itchy feet last night and sent out my CV and a little letter to a bunch of international schools on a whim. But I forgot to bcc: the email and now they can all see the other schools and I look like a huge idiot/CV whore.
One Greek school has already got back saying that it might be better not to show a school all the places you've messaged.
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this is true. think i'll just delete any replies rather than reading them.Oh love. The good news is they're all far away!
Oh BarnacleI'm mortified. I had itchy feet last night and sent out my CV and a little letter to a bunch of international schools on a whim. But I forgot to bcc: the email and now they can all see the other schools and I look like a huge idiot/CV whore.
One Greek school has already got back saying that it might be better not to show a school all the places you've messaged.
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Did you get the internship?Oh Barnacle
As a student, I once sent an internship cover letter to Novartis telling them what a great pharmaceutical company Sanofi is and how I'd be thrilled to join them![]()


The options here were only Lab, Lib, Con and Reform so it was an easy choice for me.
Ha! They never even repliedDid you get the internship?
And it's okay, I just need to come to terms with the fact that I'll never be working in Barcelona or Valencia.![]()
