Do we get a BADGE?
No, just RICKETS.
Do we get a BADGE?
No, just RICKETS.
GLAMOURWhy are they called GOBLIN. It’s HARDLY an appetising word. I suppose they’ll be the only thing left on the shelves in two weeks. But CAN YOU WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH ONE?!?
My new meds must be working. Normally a rebumped daily thread ON THE WRONG DAY makes me TWITCHI keep thinking this is the Coronathread rather than yesterday’s daily thread![]()
Possibly with the Goblin range of TINNED HAMBURGERS IN GRAVY.
I should get an invite into the pleb clique, I have a wealth of experience. My mum used to cook beef mince, add a couple of spoons of madras curry powder then serve it on a bed of boiled rice. We ate it and were grateful!
Oh yeah it’s not Tuesday is it
I need a nice Sara Lee chocolate Gateaux
Possibly with the Goblin range of TINNED HAMBURGERS IN GRAVY.
Is it true that Heinz no longer do their delicious tinned chocolate puds?![]()
Oh they were LOVELY with some SMASH thoughThey still do these?! They're on the Campbells Meatballs (gravy or tomato sauce) level of wrong.
YOU'RE ALL SICK!
The idea of eating tinned meat makes my stomach turn. I'd rather chow down on c*nt.
It is true, but I'll let you in on a secret ... Cadbury Hot Chocolate Puddings in the fridge section (they come in packs of 2) are exactly the same.
That will honestly give me NIGHTMARES.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI suggest you avoid the TINNED HERRING as well then.
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Why is there a SHARK in there?I suggest you avoid the TINNED HERRING as well then.
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Of course we’ve had this before but I return again and again to the nourishing and tasty breast of much-loved tin queen SWEET SUE
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