Turdsday

[OutSynk]

Hey

 

[Lucille]

Hey.

 

[Lucille]

What you into?

 

[OutSynk]

Anal no kissing

 

[OutSynk]

U host?

 

[jivafox]

I’ve taken the day off work today as my internet is being installed and it’s off to a great start as the modem has been delivered to the wrong house

 

[OutSynk]

I’m still in bed pls help

 

[Lucille]

U host?

No but we can use my building’s fire escape*.

*This happened to me.

 

[Lucille]

MORE flat viewings today. It’s the worst. It’s like going on endless dates without any prospect of sex. 27 degrees tomorrow though, going to go swimming on the Heath which I’ve NEVER DONE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

No but we can use my building’s fire escape*.

*This happened to me.

Bet you actually preferred that.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I once went to a guy’s place and he actually took me out mid-fuck because he wanted to do it in the hallway.

 

[big ron]

No but we can use my building’s fire escape*.

*This happened to me.

Did you meet them?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm less traumatised today. But I have a GP phone appointment 'after 3' re: my vision issues and memory loss. Did someone say STRESS?

 

[Lucille]

Did you meet them?

DUH.

 

[Kate]

MORE flat viewings today. It’s the worst. It’s like going on endless dates without any prospect of sex. 27 degrees tomorrow though, going to go swimming on the Heath which I’ve NEVER DONE.

Was the hairdresser no good?

 

[COB]

I once went to a guy’s place and he actually took me out mid-fuck because he wanted to do it in the hallway.

This reminds me of the first guy I went out with -he was always trying to get us to have sex not on the bed, but on the floor NEXT to the bed

 

[Lucille]

Was the hairdresser no good?

He rescheduled he’s coming tonight. Hopefully he takes it as he’s by the fittest applicant.

 

[Lucille]

Sex on the floor is good NOW AND AGAIN but not as a RULE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This reminds me of the first guy I went out with -he was always trying to get us to have sex not on the bed, but on the floor NEXT to the bed

I HATE sex outside the bed

 

[Lucille]

Not even AGAINST THE WALL?

 

[ButterTart]

Another thread title about DC’s beard. We’re a forum OBSESSED.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not even AGAINST THE WALL?

For about 5 minutes then I’m TIRED

 

[Soldi]

For about 5 minutes then I’m TIRED

Well then maybe a LIFESTYLE CHANGE is in order

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another thread title about DC’s beard. We’re a forum OBSESSED.

I actually had a story from last night but frankly I’ve decided to refrain from telling it seeing how it’s all become an UNHEALTHY obsession.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well then maybe a LIFESTYLE CHANGE is in order

What do you suggest?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I actually had a story from last night but frankly I’ve decided to refrain from telling it seeing how it’s all become an UNHEALTHY obsession.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Actually to be fair, it suddenly seems like a much better idea.

 

[Soldi]

What do you suggest?

Well you’d have to demonstrate to me first

 

[Lucille]

Christ that was a stressful flat viewing. The girl had about 30 questions. Including who my broadband provider is, what the water pressure is like and how much meat do I cook.

NO THANKS PLEASE LEAVE.

 

[SDF]

I once had a flat viewing the person got in the shower to test it out

 

[Lucille]

She made me turn it on.

 

[Lucille]

I knew from her picture I’d hate her but thought I’d give her the benefit of the doubt. NEVER AGAIN.

 

[Soldi]

She made me turn it on.

WHAT ELSE did she make you do? Have a shit to make sure you don’t leave any skid marks?

 

[Lucille]

She asked me why there was a hair dryer in the spare room. Because that’s where I do my hair bitch WHAT OF IT.

 

[jivafox]

I once had a flat viewing the person got in the shower to test it out

!

 

[Lucille]

Only having men round from now on.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I once had a flat viewing the person got in the shower to test it out

Does cwej have no shame ?

 

[Kate]

Christ that was a stressful flat viewing. The girl had about 30 questions. Including who my broadband provider is, what the water pressure is like and how much meat do I cook.

NO THANKS PLEASE LEAVE.

Probably been a militant vegan for all of 2 weeks.

 

[SDF]

(He got the flat)

Kidding. Even my judgment isn’t that bad.

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe I wasted one of my fancy Japanese hand rolled incense on that visit.