UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[supermassive]

What tube line is Kettering on? So many names of boroughs I haven't even heard of!

 

[octophone]

Nah, they're independently drawn. The problem is and will always be fptp

FPTP is just failure. I hate it.

 

[VoR]

Liz Truss 84% to hold her seat

 

[Madison]

Hazel Grove going Lib Dem - @Madison what do you think?

My home town is Cheadle, but I’m delighted with both going yellow again.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[dmlaw]

I thought for a moment there that the Sunak tweet was going to be a resignation.

 

[octophone]

Jeremy Vine is no Peter Snow.

 

[GNL]

Just let out a cheer at my hometown being listed as a probable Labour win. We're SO BACK.

 

[Tisch]

Finchley (Thatchers old seat) going Con->Lib Dem is interesting. I think that's where Luciana Berger stood in 2019 after she defected (and lost).

 

[Marina Salty]

Finally someone dressed to read Eurovision votes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

With apologies for OWEN JONES, these are the DISCOURSE PERCENTAGES

 

[VoR]

The other high profile independent challenges look to be a wash though. Ilford North (Wes Streeting vs Leanne Mohammad) and Chingford and Woodford Green (Faiza Shaheen) both 99% for Labour.

 

[Madison]

The other high profile independent challenges look to be a wash though. Ilford North (Wes Streeting vs Leanne Mohammad) and Chingford and Woodford Green (Faiza Shaheen) both 99% for Labour.

Where can you get the percentages?

 

[octophone]

I kinda love Naga Munchetty...I wonder if she's got this role because she's on Breakfast in the morning...?

 

[Soldi]

Just let out a cheer at my hometown being listed as a probable Labour win. We're SO BACK.

Same

 

[win_the_game]

The other high profile independent challenges look to be a wash though. Ilford North (Wes Streeting vs Leanne Mohammad) and Chingford and Woodford Green (Faiza Shaheen) both 99% for Labour.

So George Galloway about to fuck off again?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Honestly if this is correct the polls have really fucked up Scotland this election

 

[ILL ADVISED]

If these results hold centre to left parties have 500 seats compared to 150 right leaning

 

[Lucille]

Ange seems quite subdued on C4, give that girl a KEY!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Douglas Ross to lose!? Please!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Colchester appears to have gone Labour

 

[VoR]

Where can you get the percentages?

Exit poll: What is the forecast election result in my constituency?

Use our look-up to find out what result the exit poll forecasts for your constituency.

news.sky.com

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Douglas Ross to lose!? Please!

Yep! But at the cost of FLYNN

 

[octophone]

Douglas Ross losing would be just LOVELY

 

[Marina Salty]

How long till they broadcast actual results coming in? It's been 40 minutes

 

[VoR]

So George Galloway about to fuck off again?

That's Rochdale but also 99% Labour

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How long till they broadcast actual results coming in? It's been 40 minutes

A good while yet, the business end isn't until 2am

 

[octophone]

I think I'm going to do this sober. It's not enough of a wipeout to merit alcohol.

 

[Lucille]

How long till they broadcast actual results coming in? It's been 40 minutes

IT’S BEEN 40 MINUTES!

The impatience!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[win_the_game]

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Honestly if this is correct the polls have really fucked up Scotland this election

So the rural/oil industry areas going Tory. They were all SNP-Tory head-to-heads.

The Tory vote may have held firm while SNP voters went elsewhere. There was a lot of opposition in those areas to the net-zero commitments made under the SNP/Green coalition so that may have hurt them, even though they were ditched earlier in the year.

 

[untilted]

I wish I wish I wish I could stay up all night for this.

I’ll probably just wake up intermittently, check this thread, roll over.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I'm going to do this sober. It's not enough of a wipeout to merit alcohol.

It's the second biggest in 200 years, and possibly one of the biggest ever recorded swings!

 

[VoR]

 

[dmlaw]

Baker is ACTIVELY INCOHERENT. It could not be more delicious.

 

[octophone]

It's the second biggest in 200 years, and possibly one of the biggest ever recorded swings!

I know but I wanted the Tories to have, like, 60 or so seats.

 

[VoR]

They keep asking Steve Baker if he's going to run for leader of the Conservatives - can he do that if he loses his seat?

 

[octophone]

They keep asking Steve Baker if he's going to run for leader of the Conservatives - can he do that if he loses his seat?

Oh, they'll just put him in the Lords...

 

[octophone]

(that was a joke)

 

[Soldi]

My grandparents seat in Barnsley is a likely Reform gain