UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Lucille]

I do think it’s ARROGANT to dismiss the reform vote, I’m sure a lot of them are quite NASTY RACISTS, but it’s obvious there’s a large disaffected working class who live in quite DREADFULLY DEPRESSING parts of the country who see no hope in the current two party system, and I get it because I don’t either.

 

[lolly]

I don't think I realised how much of a cunt Leadsom was.

Pleased that Kuenssberg didn't let that 'normal' slip

 

[ButterTart]

The presenters on every channel seem to really be making a big deal of the thick cunts in each constituency voting Reform in such massive numbers that they came nowhere close to winning. This is not Reform's story. This is not a victory for the racists, paedophiles and racist paedophiles who make up 100% of Reform's voter base and candidate pool. Stop trying to fucking make these loser cunts happen.

 

[GNL]

Can somebody who understands politics mark BIG ANG safe from the rancid Reform vote for me?

 

[Madison]

That poor bearded man.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The presenters on every channel seem to really be making a big deal of the thick cunts in each constituency voting Reform in such massive numbers that they came nowhere close to winning. This is not Reform's story. This is not a victory for the racists, paedophiles and racist paedophiles who make up 100% of Reform's voter base and candidate pool. Stop trying to fucking make these loser cunts happen.

It IS the most interesting story though.

 

[Lucille]

I do think it’s ARROGANT to dismiss the reform vote, I’m sure a lot of them are quite NASTY RACISTS, but it’s obvious there’s a large disaffected working class who live in quite DREADFULLY DEPRESSING parts of the country who see no hope in the current two party system, and I get it because I don’t either.

The presenters on every channel seem to really be making a big deal of the thick cunts in each constituency voting Reform in such massive numbers that they came nowhere close to winning. This is not Reform's story. This is not a victory for the racists, paedophiles and racist paedophiles who make up 100% of Reform's voter base and candidate pool. Stop trying to fucking make these loser cunts happen.

 

[ButterTart]

That poor bearded man.

That's Nadine Dorries.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Switched over to the BBC and only seeing the exit poll mapped out for the first time.

I feel sick.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I’m thinking this means more 2nd places for reform but no wins and less Tory seats (fingers crossed)

 

[ButterTart]

I don't respect a single one of the subhumans voting for Reform and I hope they get the fucking terrible lives they're so determined to vote for.

 

[octophone]

I do think it’s ARROGANT to dismiss the reform vote, I’m sure a lot of them are quite NASTY RACISTS, but it’s obvious there’s a large disaffected working class who live in quite DREADFULLY DEPRESSING parts of the country who see no hope in the current two party system, and I get it because I don’t either.

I agree with this - the trouble is that the actual candidates are such absolute headcases that it feels easy to dismiss them. That would be a huge mistake.

 

[funky]

I do think it’s ARROGANT to dismiss the reform vote, I’m sure a lot of them are quite NASTY RACISTS, but it’s obvious there’s a large disaffected working class who live in quite DREADFULLY DEPRESSING parts of the country who see no hope in the current two party system, and I get it because I don’t either.

Can't they just stay home and snort heroin instead of dragging themselves down to the polling station then? We're the ones who have to live with Farage on our TV screen, they've all sold their televisions for drugs. They need to be more considerate.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I do think it’s ARROGANT to dismiss the reform vote, I’m sure a lot of them are quite NASTY RACISTS, but it’s obvious there’s a large disaffected working class who live in quite DREADFULLY DEPRESSING parts of the country who see no hope in the current two party system, and I get it because I don’t either.

This is exactly why voting reform is so important.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

53% turnout in the last one?

 

[AlgoAlex]

I don't think I realised how much of a cunt Leadsom was.

This is the woman who thought Theresa May couldn't be PM because she had no kids (I mean there were plenty of other reasons but that ugh)

 

[octophone]

What's with turning Britain into Giant's Causeway?

 

[Madison]

I’m not sure this map is as useful as Jeremy Vine thinks.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is exactly why voting reform is so important.

This is a confusing sentence, I mean changing the voting system not voting for the racists

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[funky]

This is a confusing sentence, I mean changing the voting system not voting for the racists

I was gonna say

 

[octophone]

What's with turning Britain into Giant's Causeway?

That'll make fuck all sense in the morning...

 

[Lucille]

I don't respect a single one of the subhumans voting for Reform and I hope they get the fucking terrible lives they're so determined to vote for.

Can't they just stay home and snort heroin instead of dragging themselves down to the polling station then? We're the ones who have to live with Farage on our TV screen, they've all sold their televisions for drugs. They need to be more considerate.

 

[Tisch]

This is exactly why voting reform is so important.

Memorialising this

 

[dmlaw]

This is exactly why voting reform is so important.

OH! You want us to vote Reform now, do you? How do we do a admin vote of no confidence?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Memorialising this

Just FOLLOWING MY COUNTRYMEN TO THE RIGHT

 

[Kate]

This is a confusing sentence, I mean changing the voting system not voting for the racists

I was going to say

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OH! You want us to vote Reform now, do you? How do we do a admin vote of no confidence?

You need the mods to put in letters to the 12455 committee

 

[dmlaw]

Just FOLLOWING MY COUNTRYMEN TO THE RIGHT

They aren’t necessarily going right wing. They just want to QUITE REASONABLY set fire to the entire North Sea.

 

[octophone]

Look at this revolting cunt.

 

[octophone]

I;m sure I have an album by Shy Reformers

 

[Tisch]

What's with turning Britain into Giant's Causeway?

Shocking graphics. I watched a bit of the 2010 election today and despite being 14 years old, the graphics were so much more effective and FUN (paving stones leading up to no. 10 )

 

[Lucille]

Maybe calling a large portion of the population SUB-HUMAN and SKAG ADDICTS isn’t the best way to engage them with progressive politics!

 

[funky]

David Bull looks and sounds very much like a Reform representative

 

[Kate]

GET ARE CUNTRY BACK

 

[octophone]

"This country is broken and they want it back". Back from whom, exactly?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mhari Black QoL

 

[dmlaw]

Shocking graphics. I watched a bit of the 2010 election today and despite being 14 years old, the graphics were so much more effective and FUN (paving stones leading up to no. 10 )

I am NOT rewatching the 2010 election results once this is finished.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

David Bull looks and sounds very much like a Reform representative

Bizarrely (or not) he's a massive queen.

 

[big ron]

This is a confusing sentence, I mean changing the voting system not voting for the racists

I thought you’d gone full Farage for a moment there