UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[octophone]

Here we go, the first demand for the voting system to change. WE VOTED, GET OVER IT.

 

[Tisch]

I am NOT rewatching the 2010 election results once this is finished.

L'chaim!

 

[ButterTart]

If I can teach you any of the wisdom I've gleaned from my nearly 23 years on this planet, it's that not everyone deserves the benefit of the doubt. Some people are just cunts.

 

[win_the_game]

"This country is broken and they want it back". Back from whom, exactly?

The TOFU-EATING WOKERATI and the WESTMINISTER ELITES probably.

 

[Kate]

Bizarrely (or not) he's a massive queen.

I thought he was rather WELL GROOMED for a nasty racist.

 

[octophone]

Oh, he still doesn't understand how vetting.com works!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kitty has turned up. He's old school leftwing, happy the Tories are dead, thinks Kier is a wanker.

 

[VoR]

Reminder that the first few declarations were always expected to be particularly strong for Reform. May not be panic stations just yet...

 

[lolly]

Can't they just stay home and snort heroin instead of dragging themselves down to the polling station then? We're the ones who have to live with Farage on our TV screen, they've all sold their televisions for drugs. They need to be more considerate.

On behalf of my clients, I object to this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[big ron]

Reminder that the first few declarations were always expected to be particularly strong for Reform. May not be panic stations just yet...

I needed that

 

[Kate]

Kitty has turned up. He's old school leftwing, happy the Tories are dead, thinks Kier is a wanker.

VOTE BIG KITTY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT has been uttered on Channel 4.

Wouldn't get that from Myrie

 

[win_the_game]

Reminder that the first few declarations were always expected to be particularly strong for Reform. May not be panic stations just yet...

Sir John Curtice suggested the Reform vote wasn't even as strong as they were predicting in those areas. There is hope.

 

[dmlaw]

I thought he was rather WELL GROOMED for a nasty racist.

He built his entire personality around ‘The Line of Beauty’, only more selfish.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Reminder that the first few declarations were always expected to be particularly strong for Reform. May not be panic stations just yet...

This!

 

[GNL]

For too long the GACK community have dominated the right, now it is time for the SKAG community to wake from their slumber (at a bus stop, with a half-eaten yoghurt dropped at their feet).

 

[octophone]

That's right, dismiss it as a protest vote, you absolute fucking moron.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

VOTE BIG KITTY

HE'S NOT THAT BIG

 

[octophone]

HE'S NOT THAT BIG

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SO CUTE!

 

[Kate]

I'm still I'm still Jackie from the Bank

 

[funky]

Where can we get crazy GB News coverage without actually watching GB News

 

[ButterTart]

HE'S NOT THAT BIG

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I know the cat is the main focus but I'm struck by how comfortable that sofa looks.

 

[Kate]

HE'S NOT THAT BIG

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Big in character

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Where can we get crazy GB News coverage without actually watching GB News

Twitter. There's always some poor cunt.

 

[Lucille]

Nice to see Keir’s wife on the front pages! I’d forgotten what she looked like!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I know the cat is the main focus but I'm struck by how comfortable that sofa looks.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

When are we getting some GAINS??

 

[funky]

Oh what a lovely pussy.

Way more exciting than this Election coverage spending 90% of their time talking about Reform

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh what a lovely pussy.

Way more exciting than this Election coverage spending 90% of their time talking about Reform

And an exit poll, 2 hours already

 

[GNL]

Me to the PT at the gym after turning up ONCE to do ten minutes on the treadmill:

When are we getting some GAINS??

 

[Tisch]

Only 133 polling stations took part in the exit poll? That sounds incredibly low, there are 650odd constituencies!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Only 133 polling stations took part in the exit poll? That sounds incredibly low, there are 650odd constituencies!

Hun

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Slave]

John Redwood is on Sky News. Grim.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Only 3 cabinet ministers have lost their seats in 6 elections

And 16 could go tonight

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I can’t go to sleep until it’s over!!

 

[Lucille]

Only 133 polling stations took part in the exit poll? That sounds incredibly low, there are 650odd constituencies!

At the point of the night where I can’t tell if Tisch is doing satire or is just pissed.

 

[big ron]

Mandelson's point that a lot of Reform votes are likely to be protest votes is valid. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people regret their votes once they show their true colours.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nadine Dorries getting all coy and shy over Boris Johnson texting her