UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ILL ADVISED]

Innit!

Just chit chat about fuck all. Grrrr

 

[big ron]

Oooh

Oh I do hope so.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

16% swing

16-18% is pretty much the swing by my calculations

 

[Kate]

'MON JEZZA

 

[Indie]

Just cracked open the Merlot

 

[funky]

Emily is better than this shitshow.

 

[Lucille]

COME ON JEZZA.

 

[dmlaw]

Swindon settling my reform based nerves

Yeah, it’s starting to seem that Sunderland is just awful and, really, we already knew that.

 

[octophone]

this new Labour MP for Swindon seems like a lovely woman

I guess if you want a kinder politics, you have to start at the count.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oooh

YES PLEASE

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Isn’t Heidi the former MP here?

 

[Soldi]

3-0 so far. That'll do. Call it now.

Can’t see us beating Switzerland 410-0 on Saturday.

 

[Lucille]

HATE GOGGLEBOX!

 

[ButterTart]

I've gone to bed now but the coverage is MESSY AS FUCK on every channel. It's like we've outsourced our broadcasting to an Italian youth training scheme.

 

[VoR]

 

[big ron]

I've gone to bed now but the coverage is MESSY AS FUCK on every channel. It's like we've outsourced our broadcasting to an Italian youth training scheme.

I thought it was the ket but everything really is BASIC

 

[octophone]

It's almost as if the channels have got fuck all money...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I switched to the BBC to see Buckland banging on?

The proper rush can't come quickly enough

 

[Lucille]

Just cracked open the Merlot

Also on the red as the Cremant was getting too ACIDIC.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Buckland was one of the better Tories but still good riddance

 

[octophone]

Has Buckland been RADICALISED?

 

[big ron]

Buckland went all in there

 

[GNL]

C4 has cut to GOGGLEBOX?!

 

[Kate]

Bit higher turnout in Swindon, 62%

 

[Tisch]

Appreciation post for that Green candidate in Swindon

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bit higher turnout in Swindon, 62%

Safe Labour seats will aways be lower

 

[ILL ADVISED]

What’s does that sexy Swindon swing mean??

 

[Lucille]

Hope they find Nadine during this dreadful gogglebox interlude.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ooh boring lovely Sadiq

 

[win_the_game]

I thought that was a surprisingly decent speech from Buckland.

 

[Slave]

Steve Baker has turned up on Sky News now.

What. A. Tit.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hope they find Nadine during this dreadful gogglebox interlude.

Just tell her Boris will text her again

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oooh Sadiq

 

[octophone]

I thought that was a surprisingly decent speech from Buckland.

This is what I meant - has he realised what an absolutely fuck up of a government he was part of?

 

[Kate]

Sadiq is still quite handsome isn't he

 

[dmlaw]

This is what I meant - has he realised what an absolutely fuck up of a government he was part of?

Now that he’s lost, he doesn’t have to pretend to be a callous arse-trumpet.

 

[octophone]

Sadiq is still quite handsome isn't he

he is quite the silver fox.

 

[octophone]

Now that he’s lost, he doesn’t have to pretend to be a callous arse-trumpet.

Something like that, yes.

 

[funky]

I think I'm actually in love with Sadiq Khan. He actually talks like a human being. How dare he be a politician.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Washington has an MP? I knew Americans wanted a king again but didn't realise they'd already rejoined!