UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[win_the_game]

CRACK A SMILE EMMA!!

 

[octophone]

Bartholomew also FED UP

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DUDE!

 

[Lucille]

Not being nasty but profile is NOT Khan’s best angle.

 

[GNL]

The hat is back.

We're here for you at this difficult time.

 

[Indie]

FANCY HAT WOMAN IS BACK!!!!

She doesn't sound the slightest like she's from the North East. Bloody immigrants.

 

[Lucille]

I am quite certain that Cramlington and Killingworth is one of those constituencies that Indie made up earlier.

That sounds perfectly cromulent.

 

[octophone]

Was that independent candidate a TERF?

 

[GNL]

Flop TERF

 

[Lucille]

Don’t want to hear about Keir ‘Flip-flopping’

 

[Lucille]

I’ve actually been in CRAMLINGTON.

 

[Lucille]

Why does C4 hate results? Should I give up and go BBC?

 

[octophone]

Why does C4 hate results? Should I give up and go BBC?

Not now - they're on Jeremy "Fucking" Vine again.

 

[Jark]

Why does C4 hate results? Should I give up and go BBC?

wait until Vine the human limb is done playing twister on his fucking map

 

[Indie]

Why is the board flashing? Did they not pay the leccy bill?

 

[lolly]

FUCKING TUNBRIDGE WELLS

 

[Lucille]

‘A great day for all those watersports Ed Davey was doing during the campaign’

 

[octophone]

I'm flagging a bit - need the results to start hammering in. Not long now.

 

[dmlaw]

Not now - they're on Jeremy "Fucking" Vine again.

And he’s talking about the Lib Dems. Poor @ZenGiraffe is having a similar reaction as to when a ballad comes on in ASFM.

 

[Kate]

Why is the board flashing? Did they not pay the leccy bill?

Cossie livs innit

 

[octophone]

FUCKING TUNBRIDGE WELLS

Not many people know that's its full name.

 

[dmlaw]

‘A great day for all those watersports Ed Davey was doing during the campaign’

Well, he DOES like yellow.

 

[big ron]

I've just gone to grab some fruit from the fridge and realised we have leftover Glastonbury pink wine - CHANGE

 

[GNL]

‘A great day for all those watersports Ed Davey was doing during the campaign’

His commitment to painting the map yellow!

 

[octophone]

Well, he DOES like yellow.

Where is our SHEE?

 

[Lucille]

Mm

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Do I open the third bottle of wine?

 

[big ron]

Do I open the third bottle of wine?

Absolutely

 

[Jark]

did they just say the Lib Dems have their own count at 47 seats? that would be 14 down on the exit poll

 

[Kate]

I'm still on my first bottle of prosecco because it tastes like shit. Suggestions for how to improve it welcome.

 

[Lucille]

 

[big ron]

did they just say the Lib Dems have their own count at 47 seats? that would be 15 down on the exit poll

67 I thought I heard?

 

[Lucille]

I'm still on my first bottle of prosecco because it tastes like shit. Suggestions for how to improve it welcome.

I GAVE UP and opened the red.

 

[Kate]

I heard 47 too!

 

[big ron]

I'm still on my first bottle of prosecco because it tastes like shit. Suggestions for how to improve it welcome.

Any sweet liquor

 

[big ron]

Adding booze to booze usually improves it

 

[Jark]

"midlife crisis on camera"

 

[lolly]

It was 47

Or it could have been 407, I'm twatted

 

[Kate]

Oh I have a watermelon syrup. I'll try that first off

 

[ILL ADVISED]

47 + 8 I guess so 55

 

[big ron]

To be fair I was snorting a line at the time so don't depend on me