UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[Indie]

YAY STROUD

isn't that a Monopoly Square?

 

[dmlaw]

Dear BBC

Do you think you could show some FUCKING RESULTS?

Love

dmlaw

 

[VoR]

God what an ACCURSED constituency!

 

[big ron]

I don't want to see people on a sofa I am on a sofa

 

[lolly]

Was that Stroud gone Labour? The red creeps ever closer. Let's hope it joins up

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Cunt Cunting on channel 4, I'm going back to the BBC

They aren’t any better on BBC showing the results

 

[octophone]

I'm looking forward to the Pod Save The UK episode about all this.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They aren’t any better on BBC showing the results

Might try CNN

 

[Kate]

Edit: oh shit I was looking at the wrong thing

I'll try that again... it looks like my other half's constituency Finchley & Golders Green will be Con

 

[VoR]

Oh Christ, a GEN Z REFORMER

 

[Lucille]

Sorry it’s utterly embarrassing if the Greens can’t beat Reform in STROUD of all places!

 

[octophone]

Look at this utter cunt of a Reform supporter in his waistcoat. I'd cook and eat this wanker.

 

[lolly]

I do hope the cameras are there. I want a Jo Swindon moment and I will enjoy every second of it

I'm sure I'll find it on local news for you if it's lost in a national rush.

 

[Indie]

Also the number of labour votes in Stroud is actually down on 2019

Don't know about turnout/boundary changes though

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mr Newscast needs to sort that moustache out

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Why can’t they show the results? It’s getting ridiculous now

 

[Madison]

There's an exhibition of millinery in the rest of the building.

Burn it to the ground.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Mr Newscast needs to sort that moustache out

It’s not a good luck on him (others YES!)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A COUNT!

 

[Indie]

Labour GAIN Nuneaton

 

[big ron]

DARLINGTON

 

[Lucille]

omg finally a result!

 

[Kate]

Where the fuck even is Rayleigh & Wickford? Can we send it into the sea?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Labour gain Darlington

 

[Indie]

I've switched to Sky News and i feel dirty.

But it feels like they're actually reporting the results.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I've switched to Sky News and i feel dirty.

But it feels like they're actually reporting the results.

Who are the pundits?

 

[lolly]

Sorry it’s utterly embarrassing if the Greens can’t beat Reform in STROUD of all places!

I wouldn't have voted Green if I lived there.

 

[octophone]

Labour gain Darlington

This is what we want to see - Labour take it on 16k, Tories get 14k and Reform get 6k. The right wing vote split.

 

[Indie]

Who are the pundits?

Just seems like Kay Burley doing it all by herself.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is Channel 4 safe yet?

 

[dmlaw]

I think Darlington is the first seat where Tory voters going Reform has cost them the seat. They’ll be unbearable about that, no doubt.

 

[Kate]

Where the fuck even is Rayleigh & Wickford? Can we send it into the sea?

Oh ESSEX. So yes. Along with Southend if they don't BUCK THEIR IDEAS UP.

 

[Lucille]

Is Channel 4 safe yet?

NO

 

[ZenGiraffe]

NO

Someone SHUT THAT CUNT UP

 

[Madison]

ITV predicting Lib Dems will win “Dorest Mid”.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

STOP GOING ON ABOUT REFORM

 

[Indie]

Labour HOLD Knowsley

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Labour HOLD Knowsley

SHOCK!!!

 

[Lucille]

4 is now SAFE!