UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ILL ADVISED]

Do we care about Jon Ashworth? He's made no impact on me

He was always pushed out by Labour on tv so I’m a bit surprised for sure

The ‘local issues’ got him for sure then

 

[Indie]

Conservatives regain MADNAD's old seat

 

[cwej]

Has Basildon and Billericay been declared yet? I wanna know that result for sure.

 

[big ron]

THANK YOU BBC

 

[octophone]

At least we're not having to listen to Kemi.

 

[Indie]

Has Basildon and Billericay been declared yet? I wanna know that result for sure.

Not that i can see.

 

[jivafox]

BBC Panicking!

 

[octophone]

JEZZA! JEZZA! JEZZA!

 

[Kate]

Goodnight loves especially my Corbynista comrades xoxoxo

 

[Slave]

Oliver Dowden holds.

 

[Suedehead]

Yuck Farage but I’m worried

 

[Indie]

Labour gain Southend East, another one that stayed blue in the Blair years.

 

[big ron]

MY FUCKING GUY

 

[Madison]

Stephen Flynn is in

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Lynn Flynn's husband remains

 

[big ron]

JEREMY FUCKING CORBYN

 

[jivafox]

This was the PM speech we deserved in 2019 and tonight!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Flynn holds Aberdeen South

 

[lolly]

I'm welling up listening to Corbyn - and watching the Green candidate nodding and cheering behind him

 

[big ron]

Might cry

 

[Slave]

Farage is gross, but he’s not wrong. The scale of the projected win for Labour is hardly matched in enthusiasm. It’s looking like a somewhat hollow win.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Caroline Nokes holds on for the tories too

 

[VoR]

I can't believe we still have another 473 seats still to go!

 

[Indie]

Reform take Great Yarmouth

 

[lolly]

How are the Tories UP on the exit poll? YUCK

 

[win_the_game]

WTF at the SNP predicted only to take 6 seats

 

[VoR]

Reform forecast down from 13 to 4

 

[Madison]

BBC UPDATE FORECAST

LAB - 405
CON - 154
LD - 56
SNP - 6 (!)
PC - 4
REF - 4 (!)
Green - 2

 

[GNL]

And with that lovely little speech from JEZZA, I'm turning in for the night on a high

 

[Indie]

MICHAEL FABRICANT GONE!

BYE CUNT

 

[GNL]

BBC UPDATE FORECAST

REF - 4 (!)

Lmao

 

[octophone]

Wow, the SNP are FUCKED.

They deserve it. Kate Forbes? Fuck off!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Wow, the SNP are FUCKED.

They deserve it. Kate Forbes? Fuck off!

I just wish (and still hope) that it is not to the Tories benefit

 

[Indie]

JONATHAN GULLIS GONE!

BYE CUNT

 

[jivafox]

JONATHAN GULLIS GONE!

BYE CUNT

OMG!!!!

 

[Slave]

JONATHAN GULLIS OUT.

FUCK RIGHT OFF TWATFACE

(That second bottle of Kylie Prosecco has made me turn)

 

[VoR]

MICHAEL FABRICANT GONE!

BYE CUNT

YES!

 

[Soldi]

I wish I hadn’t had that 2am nap as I’m now WIDE AWAKE.

 

[Lucille]

That speech from Kemi was very diplomatic, she’s definitely going for leader.

 

[VoR]

Gullis was always out.

That BEWIGGED FREAK getting the boot is far more momentous.