UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[GNL]

!!!!!!!!

We didn't buy it when Geru said it and we don't buy it now

 

[win_the_game]

Just announced as breaking news on BBC News at Six, a minute before going off air!

Someone couldn’t resist getting a quick knife in.

 

[Madison]

Presumably anyone in number 10 not resigning will be sacked as scapegoats.

 

[octophone]

He deserves this long, slow, drawn-out horror show of a collapse. He deserves the humiliation, the abandonment, the splendid isolation.

 

[Lucille]

As much as I would enjoy a long drawn out humiliation this really has dragged on ENOUGH already, I’m ready for this era to be OVER NOW.

 

[ButterTart]

He deserves this long, slow, drawn-out horror show of a collapse. He deserves the humiliation, the abandonment, the splendid isolation.

If you're going to post pornography can you put it in a spoiler tag? Reading this while walking past Mothercare was a few filthy looks I could have done without.

 

[Lucille]

In case this isn’t delicious enough for you remember he spent £70k last year on a flat he’s about to be kicked out of.

 

[Lucille]

Pretty much his annual salary after tax.

 

[Penelope]

They're going before he can throw them under a bus

 

[Penelope]

 

[win_the_game]

Keep the good news coming @Penelope

 

[Loufoque]

As much as I would enjoy a long drawn out humiliation this really has dragged on ENOUGH already, I’m ready for this era to be OVER NOW.

Why is this era so long when Chromatica was so short?

 

[ButterTart]

They're going before he can throw them under a bus

Happy 2030 everyone!

 

[Kratz]

They're going before he can throw them under a bus

Totally! He made it quite clear with that ‘Office of the PM’ garbage that he wasn’t going to make the SPADS take the fall for this. Who would hang around?

 

[Madison]

Didn’t Reynolds deserve to be thrown under a bus? He sounds worse that Rita Ora.

 

[Lucille]

They're going before he can throw them under a bus

This is now confirmed !

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

He’s not even in the country is he?!

 

[Madison]

It’s such a shame today’s by-election is a sham by-election. The timing is perfect.

 

[octophone]

 

[octophone]

 

[Kratz]

Never ever underestimate the potential for a good proper bonkers British story, it must be one of our biggest exports - this, Canoe Man, Shannon under the bed…

 

[ButterTart]

! !
He told them to deny the parties and then admitted they happened
He told them to support his Savile lie and then retracted it
Now he's making them do this. I swear it's like some protracted hazing ritual.

 

[Kratz]

! !
He told them to deny the parties and then admitted they happened
He told them to support his Savile lie and then retracted it
Now he's making them do this. I swear it's like some protracted hazing ritual.

SURE JOY.

It’s actually tragic, imagine debasing yourself to keep that plonker in office .

 

[Penelope]

 

[GNL]

I know we all wanted a Tory to resign but not GERI.

 

[Indie]

What does the express lead with?

"HEY LOOK OVER THERE! The French are stealing our gas and ooh doesn't Rishi look nice in a skirt?"

 

[lolly]

 

[Kate]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Subtle choice of front page picture from the BBC

 

[octophone]

Mark my words, if he gets the sack, he will go downhill faster than an Olympic skiing champion on a mountain of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

 

[AlgoAlex]

And another one…

 

[ButterTart]

What an absolute shithouse of a week for Johnson. I can’t think of anything we love to see more.

 

[Kratz]

Suspect this needs a ministerial resignation now to start the final spiral.

My view (and I know nothing) is that getting to the 1922 letters is the hardest part - putting your head clearly and publicly above the parapet. I think he would then go down reasonably easily in the VONC.

 

[ButterTart]

Suspect this needs a ministerial resignation now to start the final spiral.

My view (and I know nothing) is that getting to the 1922 letters is the hardest part - putting your head clearly and publicly above the parapet. I think he would then go down reasonably easily in the VONC.

Yeah, I think at this stage supporting him would be suicide. He’s dead in the water and they’d end up shackled to a corpse while they go into freefall in the polls.

 

[Diddy]

You know, after all this time I always wondered why the thread has the name it does, is it some joke I didn’t get?

BUT THAT’S HIS ACTUAL NAME?

 

[ButterTart]

You know, after all this time I always wondered why the thread has the name it does, is it some joke I didn’t get?

BUT THAT’S HIS ACTUAL NAME?

Yep, a true man of the people like Steven Yaxley-Lennon.

 

[lolly]

 

[octophone]

Gove must be ready to knife him, surely. He knows he's not going to be "king" but he would settled for being "kingmaker".

 

[Madison]

BUT THAT’S HIS ACTUAL NAME?

Well, not the Symonds bit.

Actually, could the Symonds be deleted from the title? It must have been added at the time of their wedding but it’s just odd now.