UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (1 Viewer)

[Diddy]

Yeah that’s definitely what makes it odd

 

[Lucille]

He told his staff this morning “change is good!”, the irony ENTIRELY lost on him.

 

[Diddy]

Were there any staff left?

 

[Soldi]

Were there any staff left?

 

[Madison]

He told his staff this morning “change is good!”, the irony ENTIRELY lost on him.

Quoting Rafiki from the Lion King apparently.

(Not a joke).

 

[ButterTart]

Quoting Rafiki from the Lion King apparently.

(Not a joke).

Apparently they were a bit confused as to what he meant by Asante sana Squash banana.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Quoting Rafiki from the Lion King apparently.

(Not a joke).

I hope someone burst into this HOT BANGER

 

[GNL]

Were there any staff left?

The cat.

 

[Lucille]

 

[win_the_game]

Sorry Aaron but the NHS delivered the vaccine roll out.

And 'nearly £35m' doesn't compare with the £152 million that Staffordshire received from the EU (including £91m from the European Regional Development Fund) prior to Brexit.

 

[ButterTart]

£35m is absolutely fuck all. Staffordshire is in desperate need of EU funding; Tamworth benefitted from it a lot and thanked them by voting Brexit.

 

[dmlaw]

Where he says 'I do not intend to comment further at this time', I assume that he means 'I am aware that my position is barely coherent and I am hoping that no one will point this out'.

 

[Lucille]

Fuming the week is nearly done and he’s still PM.

 

[Lucille]

Truly the turd that WILL. NOT. FLUSH.

 

[funky]

Sorry Aaron but the NHS delivered the vaccine roll out.

And 'nearly £35m' doesn't compare with the £152 million that Staffordshire received from the EU (including £91m from the European Regional Development Fund) prior to Brexit.

It’s like you’re asking a Tory MP to actually do some research!

 

[funky]

Gove is such a flip flopping opportunist, but more importantly, WHAT HAS HE DONE TO HIS FACE?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-60256680?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=61fd32cd000e9e34d25a5723%26The%20best%20thing%20for%20the%20nation%20is%20for%20the%20PM%20to%20stay%20-%20Gove%262022-02-04T16%3A12%3A07.389Z&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:a0b7911b-4391-4995-a1e8-8d68b292e286&pinned_post_asset_id=61fd32cd000e9e34d25a5723&pinned_post_type=share

 

[Lucille]

Didn’t it always look like that?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

No it’s trew it’s trew - whilst she’s always had that fish face, the backstabbing opportunist has clearly had a new hairdo and has shoved a bucketload of Botox in that face! She thinks it’s round 2 and maybe it’s her time and her moment (Martine remix - let’s face it we know she’s a Tory)

 

[Lucille]

She’s ready for all stars.

 

[ButterTart]

 

[GNL]

I just felt a sudden disturbance in the force, as if a thousand pork markets just opened in Beijing.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

The Boris strategy at this point is really to just CLING ON until we're all bored of hearing about it isn't it?
If he wins a Vote Of No Confidence before the surely disastrous Local Elections in May, we are STUCK with him for another 12 months regardless.

I guess several years away from a general election, and a thumping majority, plus no real THREAT waiting in the wings to take over would do that

 

[ButterTart]

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I just felt a sudden disturbance in the force, as if a thousand pork markets just opened in Beijing.

My pork market just opened with all the excitement of Rishi being fucked over as collateral damage

 

[ButterTart]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

IS HE DEAD YET?

 

[Kratz]

Bognor Regis always sounds a little obscene

 

[Indie]

IS HE DEAD YET?

So disappointed to find there isn't a Boris version of https://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/

 

[Ellie]

 

[VoR]

What exactly is wrong with her?

 

[ButterTart]

"Can I come over 2nite bbz"
"No Nad Carries still up. The babby wont settle"

The communication with the prime minister which lead her to get drunk and mardy on national TV.

 

[Soldi]

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

What exactly is wrong with her?

This is being posted EVERYWHERE on the internet today

A delicious own-goal She makes herself look like an absolute TWAT!

 

[GNL]

What exactly is wrong with her?

Your question was actually very open-ended and nonspecific.

 

[dmlaw]

I think you can see the exact moment where she realises that all the smart people have stopped defending him and she’s still there.

 

[ButterTart]

I think you can see the exact moment where she realises that all the smart people have stopped defending him and she’s still there.

She’s like a less attractive and open minded Eva Braun.

 

[GNL]

Hard to believe that Moopy pre-dates the internet, but it does.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

She is the gift that gives giving. She was on radio 4 earlier and I nearly slammed my head into the steering wheel.

 

[funky]

Imagine having a government where the only people you have left to support you are Nadine and Rees Mogg.

You know, they say you can learn a lot about a person from their friends…

 

[win_the_game]

Hard to believe that Moopy pre-dates the internet, but it does.

Remember the days when Moopy functioned by PIGEON POST?

 

[Christian]