UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[GNL]

Rishi is far too SMOL to be PM.

Sorry.

Can you imagine a meeting between him and Macron? Just two world leaders seated around a toadstool, drinking from their thimbles, hoping Larry the Cat doesn't POUNCE.

 

[Lucille]

Nadine just openly posting her Ls now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DEAD AT THIS

 

[win_the_game]

Can't think why she's not there with Austin and Brontë...

 

[GNL]

DEAD AT THIS

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Lost in Translation (2003) dir. Sofia Coppola

 

[jivafox]

Nadine blocked me on Twitter because I said her books were shite.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can't think why she's not there with Austin and the Brontë...

Don't stop on my behalf.

 

[Lucille]

Why is the sperm COLD. How long has it BEEN THERE?!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Does she have any GAY PORN in her bibliography?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why is the sperm COLD. How long has it BEEN THERE?!?

It manages to be cold AND dripping.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maybe she wanked off a corpse.

 

[Lucille]

 

[win_the_game]

The general public have been SERVING.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Nadine just openly posting her Ls now.

Is this her real housewives bid?

 

[Soldi]

The general public have been SERVING.

“Is this going on the telly?”

 

[funky]

God this thread just never stops giving

 

[Soldi]

God this thread just never stops giving

MOOPY GOLD NOW

 

[funky]

I really would have quite happily swallowed my pride to be an intern at the Daily Fail today. Just to watch the carnage and gloat. The desperation to change the narrative and they're failing at every fucking turn.

 

[ButterTart]

I really would have quite happily swallowed my pride to be an intern at the Daily Fail today. Just to watch the carnage and gloat. The desperation to change the narrative and they're failing at every fucking turn.

It’s fantastic watching the arch-Tories and the general subhuman filth like Dan Wootton absolutely LOSING THEIR SHIT because they can’t even use the Beer Korma line now.

 

[Kratz]

It’s fantastic watching the arch-Tories and the general subhuman filth like Dan Wootton absolutely LOSING THEIR SHIT because they can’t even use the Beer Korma line now.

Sorry you can’t handle media without BIAS or SPIN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Calico Moonchild]

.

 

[funky]

Amazing that you can be awarded for abject sycophancy, and nothing else

Boris continuing his Our Club Not Yours approach even now! He just doesn’t give a fuck.

 

[octophone]

Boris is going to leave as big a mess as he can because he's a spoiled, petulant brat.

 

[Kratz]

That would be unexpected. She would have to resign her Commons seat

 

[win_the_game]

Allegra Stratton is also tipped for a peerage from Boris.

Not sure why since her only contribution to public life is partygate and the start of his demise.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[lolly]

I was worried that with him out of the way some voters may return. But hopefully this CUNT OFF is making people realise that the others are all equally dreadful in other ways.

 

[funky]

I think it’s only moderates and the swing votes who have turned against Boris. A large swathe of traditional Tory voters think Boris leaving is a witch hunt. They align very much with the Fail and Express mentality. That delusion will just move over to the next cunt so I don’t have high hopes for who they pick

 

[VoR]

Genuinely don't understand this. How can he block a vote of no confidence in his own government?

 

[big ron]

Its outstanding.

 

[Madison]

The Alba MPs (remember them?) were ejected from PMQs after interrupting the start:

 

[funky]

What did they do

 

[Madison]

Banging on about independence (plus ça change).

 

[Madison]

In a turn up for the books, the government has decided to table vote of confidence in itself on Monday, rather than follow the constitution and debate Starmer’s motion.

I’m sure the backbenchers in marginal seats will be delighted for an opportunity to show their support.

 

[Calico Moonchild]

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[Madison]

(Wrong thread).

 

[Madison]

Private Eye’s summary of Johnson’s legacy:

 

[Lucille]

SUMMONING @Martha Skidd