UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (2 Viewers)

[octophone]

I don't think Truss is as well known among the wider public as she is in Twittersville. She's a rotten public speaker and a hideous interviewee.

 

[GNL]

Exactly. Run on "whatever they tell you, they're lying. THEY WILL SELL THE NHS".

'RUSSIAN PROPOGANDA' flashbacks

 

[GNL]

I do think Rishi is the real DANGER. I think he's got much the same appeal as Starmer, but he's a bit more fresh-faced and charming, is certainly recognisable to the general public, and the papers have gone miraculously easy on him to say he's BALLSED UP just about everything at every turn.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think Priti Patel would be my choice in terms of who I would most like parties to be up against. I worry that Truss would garner some sort of weird "she's just trying her best" sympathy votes like Johnson seems to get, and I agree Sunak is too much like Starmer.

 

[COB]

Is there any risk of GOVE? I feel like Starmer would actually be very good against him.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Gove honestly thinks he deserves it, but he's not even electoral marmite. He's a fucking slug in the trifle.

 

[win_the_game]

I think I read in the Guardian that Hancock was eyeing up a potential leadership run. He must be delusional to even contemplate that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think I read in the Guardian that Hancock was eyeing up a potential leadership run. He must be delusional to even contemplate that.

He was on THIS MORNING talking about his dyslexia the other day.

Honestly about as sympathetic as a warlord.

 

[COB]

If we thought Carrie was bad, imagine what Jesy Nelson will do to the No. 10 flat

 

[Loufoque]

Not to be body-unpositive, but Gove is genuinely unelectable because of his looks. And no I don't feel bad saying this about him.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

If we thought Carrie was bad, imagine what Jesy Nelson will do to the No. 10 flat

Gove is with Jesy Nelson?

 

[octophone]

Gove is damaged goods. A known backstabber who dips his wick hither and thither and is far too fond of the Columbian Marching Powder to be elected leader by the party.

 

[COB]

Gove is with Jesy Nelson?

There was a joke about Hancock and her, but she COULD be checking them all off the list like any UK Baddie worth her salt

 

[octophone]

Gove is with Jesy Nelson?

He's her dealer.

 

[Diddy]

Gove is damaged goods. A known backstabber who dips his wick hither and thither and is far too fond of the Columbian Marching Powder to be elected leader by the party.

Yeah good job we never elected anyone like that, especially right now

 

[VoR]

Doesn't Gove basically run the country behind the scenes anyway? He's probably savvy enough to realise that's his best position these days.

Patel is as hateful as they get, but I shudder to think what she'd do with whatever time she had if she did get in even as an interim leader. I can't see it though.

 

[ButterTart]

I think I read in the Guardian that Hancock was eyeing up a potential leadership run. He must be delusional to even contemplate that.

Oh God I hope this happens.

 

[lolly]

All these names

I don't think we've had such a line up of charisma since Pop Idol 2.

 

[Penelope]

Truss is more dangerous than Sunak. Truss I could see going all-out to try and break the taboo of introducing co-payments for the NHS.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Weren’t you saying that Sunak is the most dangerous over a cider when I say you recently?!

I worry that Truss would garner some sort of weird "she's just trying her best" sympathy votes like Johnson seems to get

I’m not sure about that - I don’t think people tolerate utter uselessness from women quite as readily.

On a similar note, I don’t think Patel would ever get it simply on account of being both brown and a woman, to be honest. There’s only so much the stuffy old cunts can take.

Speaking of which, didn’t someone on here say Truss is astonishingly popular with the party membership?

 

[Soldi]

Weren’t you saying that Sunak is the most dangerous over a cider when I say you recently?!



I’m not sure about that - I don’t think people tolerate utter uselessness from women quite as readily.

On a similar note, I don’t think Patel would ever get it simply on account of being both brown and a woman, to be honest. There’s only so much the stuffy old cunts can take.

Speaking of which, didn’t someone on here say Truss is astonishingly popular with the party membership?

This was from January though so might be a tad outdated.

 

[Penelope]

Weren’t you saying that Sunak is the most dangerous over a cider when I say you recently?!

He's the most evil, but I think he's self-aware enough of what it could do to the Tories' popularity to push through something like that that he'd be less likely to

 

[lolly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Look at him, he can't even sit properly. He looks like a testicle found behind Jimmy Savile's couch.

Because it's a gift that keeps on giving, let's see another shot from a slightly different angle

 

[octophone]

"Distracted from issues". That's his only line. Stop talking about my hypocrisy, my mendacity, my craven self-interest and talk about other stuff instead.

No. Not until you've resigned.

 

[octophone]

I know he's quite blurred but the copper on the right is clearly thinking "you've fucked it, mate".

 

[VoR]

David Frost has resigned from the cabinet. Perfectly timed to dominate the Sunday papers of course. Another knife to Boris' saggy old back.

 

[Penelope]

David Frost has resigned from the cabinet. Perfectly timed to dominate the Sunday papers of course. Another knife to Boris' saggy old back.

The way it's starting to COMPLETELY fall apart for him!

 

[VoR]

I'll say this for the Tories, they do know how to torture their own. This SLOW MURDER is already as delicious if not moreso than the tragic final weeks of poor dear sad old Tezza.

 

[Madison]

The Lord Frost thing is a complete surprise to me. Has he given a reason?

 

[Madison]

“disillusioned with the Government's Covid Plan B restrictions, vaccine passports, tax hikes and the cost of Net Zero green agenda”

I would post a link to the exclusive, but Moopy won’t let me.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Sky News' deputy political editor Sam Coates reports that Lord Frost goes "on good terms", but he is unhappy with the direction of government - high taxes, net-zero and most recently COVID regulations

 

[octophone]

Sky News' deputy political editor Sam Coates reports that Lord Frost goes "on good terms", but he is unhappy with the direction of government - high taxes, net-zero and most recently COVID regulations

So he's a complete prick then. FAIR ENOUGH.

 

[lolly]

So he's a complete prick then. FAIR ENOUGH.

Really does underline the point that absolutely none of the fuckers have got time for Johnson though, doesn't it?

 

[dmlaw]

It is a little worrying that the Tories’ main problem with Johnson is that they don’t think he’s enough of a cunt.

 

[GNL]

“disillusioned with the Government's Covid Plan B restrictions, vaccine passports, tax hikes and the cost of Net Zero green agenda”

I would post a link to the exclusive, but Moopy won’t let me.

Sounds like a RIGHT CUNT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't really mind who or how the damage is inflicted.

 

[octophone]

It is a little worrying that the Tories’ main problem with Johnson is that they don’t think he’s enough of a cunt.

Worrying and yet also, not even slightly surprising.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

It probably depends which Tory supporters are going. If it’s the ones who just voted for Johnson because he’s a legend, they probably won’t come back for Truss or Sunak.

I feel like these people are more likely to turn into non-voters than Labour voters tbh.

 

[Kratz]

Sky News' deputy political editor Sam Coates reports that Lord Frost goes "on good terms", but he is unhappy with the direction of government - high taxes, net-zero and most recently COVID regulations

That’s a shame for him after all the effort he went to in order to get elected. OH WAIT.

 

[Madison]