UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (2 Viewers)

[Tisch]

He's making a "full-throated" apology to MP's this morning according to Good Morning Britain, and if I have to live with imagery brought up by that choice of words you all have to too.

 

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I'd love it if he got served another fine before he even gets to PMQs.

 

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Starting with an update on Ukraine, likely to shore up the notion that he can't be replaced at such a key moment, despite the fact we've done it multiple time before.

Also wearing a hideous, half union flag, half Ukrainian flag badge.

 

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"We are the country who split the atom" - fuck off.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Wrong Page :P

 

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Starmer - "He knows he's dishonest". Speaker asks him to withdraw the term.

 

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Patel looks like she wants to disembowel Starmer with her teeth.

 

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Starmer just completely destroyed the always-pathetic " it's just like a speeding ticket" defense.

 

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Fabricant caught laughing! What a fucking arsehole.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Strong speech from Starmer.

 

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Pathetic display from Johnson. Really poor - basically just going "yeah yeah but Ukraine".

 

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Bill Cash going for "it's not really a proper criminal fine so it's all OK".

 

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A very poor response to Ian Blackford. Johnson is having a shitter - he's cowed, stammering and giving miserable answers.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's pathetic

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Mark Harper going in for the kill

 

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He's just saying the same thing over and over again: "we need to get on with the job"

 

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Mark Harper going in for the kill

Followed shortly by Jake Berry being a complete suck up.

 

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Another backbench suck up.

 

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I swear someone called him a cunt

 

[AGinAg (37)]

AND RIGHTLY SO!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Let's hope the local elections are as disastrous as we all think they'll be.
Then those suck-ups will show their true colours.

 

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Johnson is such an unedifying sight. Bumbling, cowardly, shameless, snivelling.

 

[Kratz]

Mark Harper going in for the kill

Quite a lot I don’t agree with him on (quite hawkish on covid) but one of the few left with any principles.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BRING BACK THE IRA!

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Quite a lot I don’t agree with him on (quite hawkish on covid) but one of the few left with any principles.

100% agree, his Covid views I disagreed with him wholeheartedly but at least he is happy to air his own views rather than peddle the party line

 

[Cerro de Casa]

COME THROUGH Liz Saville Roberts OKRRRRRR yaaass mama etc. etc.

I do love the word 'debaser'

 

[Kratz]

I do love the word 'debaser'

I bet!

 

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[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oop

 

[ButterTart]

What's he said?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What's he said?

Sorry x 500

Meaningless bullshit.

He's always been a lying piece of shit.

 

[dmlaw]

Sorry x 500

Meaningless bullshit.

He's always been a lying piece of shit.

I assume that last one is commentary, rather than something he has admitted to.

 

[funky]

I haven’t watched it but I think we can all safely assume that Boris won’t have admitted to anything whatsoever.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

"What a joke. Even now as the latest mealy-mouthed apology stumbles out of one side of his mouth, a new set of deflections and distortions pour from the other. But the damage is already done. The public has made up their mind. They don't believe a word the PM says."

 

[Cerro de Casa]

"It's what he does, it's who he is. He's dishonest and incapable of changing."

 

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I almost wish I hadn't watched that because now I absolutely hate some Tories on an individual basis of whom I'd never previously heard.