UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Loufoque]

Boris's Imperial Era is giving me very B*Witched energy. The gag that she saw herself as an Adele.

 

[Kratz]

Boris's Imperial Era is giving me very B*Witched energy. The gag that she saw herself as an Adele.

Even 'Awake and Breathe' went top 5!

 

[VoR]

 

[RS]

Oh she’s gone off on one

This is just wow…

 

[Christian]

Admitting your own party failed to prepare for a pandemic because you're so blinded by rage that anyone could possibly critique your Dear Boss (because no one else would ever consider giving you a job in any Cabinet).

What a TWAT

 

[Kratz]

I am finding the incessant leveraging of the war in Ukraine really crass - as though UK policy would be any different under a new Conservative leader or Keir Starmer.

 

[Christian]

I've just written to my MP (Greg Clark) again. I assume he'll stay quiet, as he was one of the 21 that got a revenge whip removal from Boris back in the day and got his bottom spanked for speaking up. He's been quiet as a mouse since then.

 

[Kratz]

 

[Christian]

 

[Kate]

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The fuck

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Christ.

 

[big ron]

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Easily the most gammony image created ever.

 

[Madison]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He literally just says whatever to whoever he thinks will reward him with praise.

 

[Loufoque]

This is worse than the wait to find out whether Alexandra Burke had won X-Factor.

 

[Suomi]

Oh no bitch, this is too far. In the words of Miss @OutSynk right before she sends another 26th place banger to ASFM

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is about what I expect... this won't be the end, rather the beginning of the end. And if he survives tonight he'll either just dig deeper for a 2023 revote or totally fuck up the 2024 GE.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's apparently 50 declarations short of the magic 180.

 

[Jark]

hardly shocked to learn that he's a one minute wonder

 

[Lucille]

FINISH HIM!

 

[Jark]

USELESS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sooz Kempner really is the only person to follow for full coverage





I know it's already been posted, but her Nadine via Nicki Grahame is for the ages...



CAN ONE OF YOU UPDATE MY FUCKING CONTACTS SPREADSHEET

YOU'RE SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I know my presence is normally a fire curse, but I was outside Downing Street in 1995 during Major's vote. I passed Downing Street this weekend.

Therefore if history repeats itself he will win but be slaughtered in the 2024 election.

 

[COB]

!!!

 

[Lucille]

omg

 

[AGinAg (37)]

!!!

She's my favourite Nazi.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WE NEED THIS PHOTO

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[big ron]

I can see him scraping through but either way hes fucked and frankly I dont mind him doing more damage to his party

 

[lolly]

Is that Gayle Tuesday on the right?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Emily Thornberry on the BBC now.

 

[Lucille]

Is she in a ball gown though?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's described May as wearing a ball gown and TWINKLY SHOES.

 

[Kate]

Y NO PICS

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Emily Thornberry on the BBC now.

She was brill on R4 earlier on my drive home

Yes Mopsters I had to interrupt my audiobook work commute soundtrack due to these exceptional circumstances

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Y NO PICS

Honestly why do something so iconic and NOT POSE FOR EVERY CAMERA?

 

[Lucille]

SHOW TWINKLY SHOES PLEASE.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Honestly why do something so iconic and NOT POSE FOR EVERY CAMERA?

A straw motif hat to reference the iconic interview and a couple of her signature dance moves on the way in would have been death drop worthy as well

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

@Ag our LOVER Ross Atkins is on NOW giving us some much needed live COVERAGE