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Star said:
I'm waiting for a health visitor to arrive
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My eyes are fucked after London yesterday. I don't know if it's pollution (although it's not like I live in rural bliss), hay fever or a mild infection, but they are producing a fair amount of gunk and are pretty pink. I seem to be a little light sensitive as well.

Is chloramphenicol still the best thing I can get over the counter?
 
octophone said:
Well, that'll be a NO then.
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:D I’m afraid I haven’t been accused of shoplifting anywhere else this week so no inspiration there, although I might pop out today and see what I can nick from Peacocks :disco:
 
I'm off work as part of supervising ongoing home improvements. It's no fun at all :evil:

Plus my idiot neighbour hasn't given me the £££ for looking after his ridiculous dog over the weekend yet. If I truly enjoyed scooping dog shit off the lawn every morning, I'd get my own dog. I won't bother next time, that's for sure :evil:
 
I've just had the most terrifying dental extraction ever and I could feel most of it in glorious technicolour! Even though my face is numb I can feel the pain through it, going to down some serious painkillers in a minute when I pluck up the courage to remove this dressing pad.
 
Floppet said:
I've just had the most terrifying dental extraction ever and I could feel most of it in glorious technicolour! Even though my face is numb I can feel the pain through it, going to down some serious painkillers in a minute when I pluck up the courage to remove this dressing pad.
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Oh NO. Did you hear it crunch? :zombie:
 
Floppet said:
I've just had the most terrifying dental extraction ever and I could feel most of it in glorious technicolour! Even though my face is numb I can feel the pain through it, going to down some serious painkillers in a minute when I pluck up the courage to remove this dressing pad.
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Eeeeeeeep. :zombie:
 
Christian said:
Plus my idiot neighbour hasn't given me the £££ for looking after his ridiculous dog over the weekend yet. If I truly enjoyed scooping dog shit off the lawn every morning, I'd get my own dog. I won't bother next time, that's for sure :evil:
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What is the going rate for scooping up dog shit?
 
Rita said:
Oh NO. Did you hear it crunch? :zombie:
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There was only one crunch right at the beginning when it was the tooth part. The tooth and one root were fine, then when she was trying to get the second root out that's when we realised I could feel it all, pain and everything, and it didn't want to come out. I left nailmarks in the armrests on the chair and we think I might have broken the footrest too as my leg flung up and then crashed back down at one point. She paused and started to ask whether I wanted her to stop but I just squealed "just do it!". Even though it was only five minutes of pain it's something I'll never forget, I'd had five injections too. She did three and then poked at my gum to make sure it was numb but one part wasn't so she did two more in that area which seemed to have worked. The offending root was to the side of that section and it was only once she started wiggling it that the pain started. By that point I figured most of it was done and how bad could the rest be? I should've realised that professional torturers pull teeth out to get information! :D

I'm almost off my tits on cocodamol now so it's only a slight ache. Going to lie on the sofa and chill if the dog will let me. He keeps coming over and sniffing in the direction of my mouth then nudging at me as if to tell me somethings wrong in there.
 
Floppet said:
There was only one crunch right at the beginning when it was the tooth part. The tooth and one root were fine, then when she was trying to get the second root out that's when we realised I could feel it all, pain and everything, and it didn't want to come out. I left nailmarks in the armrests on the chair and we think I might have broken the footrest too as my leg flung up and then crashed back down at one point. She paused and started to ask whether I wanted her to stop but I just squealed "just do it!". Even though it was only five minutes of pain it's something I'll never forget, I'd had five injections too. She did three and then poked at my gum to make sure it was numb but one part wasn't so she did two more in that area which seemed to have worked. The offending root was to the side of that section and it was only once she started wiggling it that the pain started. By that point I figured most of it was done and how bad could the rest be? I should've realised that professional torturers pull teeth out to get information! :D

I'm almost off my tits on cocodamol now so it's only a slight ache. Going to lie on the sofa and chill if the dog will let me. He keeps coming over and sniffing in the direction of my mouth then nudging at me as if to tell me somethings wrong in there.
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Aw Floppet, that sounds horrendous. :(

Rest up, as that really does sound like an ordeal.
 
lolly said:
My eyes are fucked after London yesterday. I don't know if it's pollution (although it's not like I live in rural bliss), hay fever or a mild infection, but they are producing a fair amount of gunk and are pretty pink. I seem to be a little light sensitive as well.

Is chloramphenicol still the best thing I can get over the counter?
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Ah yeah that sounds like conjunctivitis so chloramphenicol would be best. Remember it's really contagious so be careful with hand washing etc.
 
Floppet said:
I'm almost off my tits on cocodamol now so it's only a slight ache. Going to lie on the sofa and chill if the dog will let me. He keeps coming over and sniffing in the direction of my mouth then nudging at me as if to tell me somethings wrong in there.
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Do you have Lassie living in your house? Do you spend time looking for missing children down wells and in disused fairgrounds?
 
octophone said:
Do you have Lassie living in your house? Do you spend time looking for missing children down wells and in disused fairgrounds?
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See I went for this

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What's that, Skippy?
 
Poor Skippy. All he was really trying to tell us was that Rolf Harris had interfered with him. :(
 
Maybe purse strings are tight (or tightened :tongueout:) and he thought it would be nice to share the joy :(
 
Christian said:
ZERO POUNDS it seems, or so he seems to think, which was not the arrangement.
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I've never paid anyone for dogsitting and nobody's ever paid me but when anybody dogsits for me I at least buy them a nice bottle of whatever's their tipple and some flowers to say thankyou. Didn't he even get you a thankyou present?
 
Mr F has kindly taken the rest of today off work and tomorrow allegedly to look after me. That's why he's now in the living room eating hot chilli Doritos and watching a shite film and I'm sat at the table doing a client's VAT return.
 
Floppet said:
Mr F has kindly taken the rest of today off work and tomorrow allegedly to look after me. That's why he's now in the living room eating hot chilli Doritos and watching a shite film and I'm sat at the table doing a client's VAT return.
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I do like chilli doritos though, so I can sympathise with his actions.
 
Floppet said:
Oh he's gone upstairs to play the PS4 now so I can put what I want on telly. Cheers, thanks for that, I'll make myself a brew shall I?
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He's clearly leaving this to the experts, judging from Lassi...Ridley's response.
 
octophone said:
He's clearly leaving this to the experts, judging from Lassi...Ridley's response.
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No he just fancied some time off work to play Destiny 2 and used me as the excuse! I bet he even showed the HR woman my FB status :D

Ridley's always weird when he can smell blood (from wounds, thankfully not menses). He just wants to do that doggy thing where they think they can lick the wound better and then his mummy will be OK.
 
I’ve had jackfruit for the first time tonight and I’m farting like a trooper. I’m not sure I’ll bother again as a result.
 
It can’t be as evil as Jerusalem artichokes. Delicious but OH MY GOD my arse the next day.
 
I'm not a foodie at all, but I do LOVE trying a new fruit, especially when you're somewhere exotic! Fresh Jack fruit reminds me of Thailand
 
Facebook is not working for me :( I wonder what people did to keep them entertained when baby feeding at night before phones...
 
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